Patrick tobe

A fat mass dude who can’t turn left without crashing into someone

Hey Patrick Tobe did you turn left into a truck?

by TwitchyGnu October 20, 2021

Patrick

Patrick is a very likeable guy. Girls swoon over him, not because of his looks, but because of his kindness. Many say that his smile is the best part about him. He would be a great boyfriend, as he is mature and respectful... at least around the lucky girl. He tends to become reckless, and because he wants to please everyone, he may even get in trouble now and then just to prove his loyalty. However, it is easy to look past this side of him to see the wonderfully pleasant guy Patrick is. He’s also a good worker/student, and is almost always productive. Overall he is intelligent, kind, funny, sweet, empathetic, and loyal. Patrick is a great guy to get to know.

Patrick is a friendly guy that everyone loves.

by ThatOnePerson2727 November 24, 2021

Patrick

Master simp, one who will spend all his money on a possible mate. But will always fail. Overweight, short, and usually autistic. The only positive thing about them is he REALLY LOVES MEAT.

Wait you spent that much on her.... what a Patrick.

by Dubsack69 January 12, 2022

Patrick

The fat pink dude in your childhood 😂

Your even bigger than Patrick

by Meganas122 December 23, 2020

Patrick

A gay cowardly piece so shit that is scared of the dark.He can’t do anything right. not an athletic or a smart person. He is a dumb shit that gives blowjobs to random people.He is also hated by every one. His grandma whips him

He is such a patrick.
Patrick suck dik
Uses cocaine

by DivineCelestia March 05, 2019

patrick

a person who is in fact, not a crusty crab

anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick: "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone*

another anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time a bit angry): "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone again*

a third anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time very angry) : "NO, THIS IS PATRICK"
*patrick hangs up phone angrily*

patrick: "i'm not a crusty crab"
spongebob: "patrick, that is the name of the restaurant"
patrick: "huh?"

by not a crusty crab April 18, 2018

Patrick

The Celtic translation for Toaster

Patrick: I’m Patrick it means toaster in Celtic

by Tyc70ps November 18, 2019