a patriot

a righteous child who, while clearly more intelligent than the usual jingoistic flag-waver, has indeed been taken in by the political lies of the american government.

free speech in the usa? not in my lifetime, or yours.

by dave13 July 17, 2003

Patrick mahomes

The quarterback for the Kc chiefs, also known as the nigga that sounds like Elmo.

Patrick mahomes uncle Tom ass sounds like Elmo

by Jjanman12 October 7, 2018

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born

Yooo lets get Patrick Shwavyd tonight, shit will be lit

by Ironic chronic December 17, 2019

Patricia

1.) Monster in the basement
2.) Dragon in the dungeon

Grandma Patricia is like the fucking monster in the basement.

by Riot1997 February 2, 2014

Patriotism

The act of driving to the Ikea in your Hyundizzay with an American flag sticker (Made in Taiwan) on the back while many Americans are collecting unemployment and foreigners are attending flight school in sunny Florida.

Show your patriotism by learning the English language first then we'll talk.

by 50 cent crack dealer August 21, 2003

Patrick

Someone who can only find girls on the internet.
Only had one real girlfriend. Watches anime shows and porn videos.

Shquisha: Yo man Naurto is on!

Dakota: Stop being a patrick!

by Fa que-que November 22, 2010

patriot

While reading these so-called "definitions" I realized that hardly any of you know what a patriot really is. A patriot is a person that loves their country and would do their best to defend it if it came under attack.

A good example is me. I know when those Commie tanks come rolling down the road, I'm going to give them hell!

by "Guy" February 19, 2004