Quarter Pounded

Someone who finishes quickly

“What did you do last night?”

“My tinder date quarter pounded”

“Oh no”

by straightvibin December 9, 2020

kraft quarter pound

the minimum neccessary amount of dried bud you must have to associate with me.
if you got nothing to lose and ill lose my humanity from your recklessness your unwelcome.
i think anyone would agree a kraft peanut butter jar full of busted weed or at least shake and i know you got something to lose. magically a peanut butter jar fits $1.5 quadrillion in busted marijuana, molecularly priced. you can generally get a kraft qp for $250 if you buy bottom of the bag.

if this dude dont have a kraft quarter pound im not showing.

i once met a prison mule who could fit a kraft quarter pound in his rectum.

ive smoked a kraft quarter pound this week.

by Cody5050 November 22, 2020

Dawg Pound

The Cleveland Browns ruff, ruckus and rowdy

FanNation

The Dawg Pound is loud and wild for every game
Kickin ass and taking names

by Where my Dawgs at January 16, 2021

98 pound weakling

Someone always claiming to be hungry, and underprivileged.

Of course the 98 pound weakling is going to say that he/she is hungry. It's an excellent defense mechanism, especially if it's one of the many defense mechanisms/tricks that he/she has used for his/her entire life.

by Solid Mantis January 19, 2021

Neopets Pound Chat

A Cesspool of Lies, Thievery and Hypocrisy, Where people go to feel superior to others

Did you hear about the Insanity Happening in America rn?

Yeah man its Peak Neopets Pound Chat vibes

by Buizelar March 19, 2021

Five Pound Trout

The largest most massive single turd imaginable, along the size and shape of a very big fish. Its so big, it sticks out of the water.

Dang it Bob, you left a five pound trout in the toilet without flushing it down. If you want everyone to see your masterpieces, send them to the Louvre!

by IFSATG March 26, 2021

Half-Pound Prawn Basket

Two or more penetrative entities in one opening (male or female), where at least one such entity is a penis with a tendency to be overly enthusiastic, especially if it's already been hand-breaded. One could say it is plump, juicy and perfectly seasoned. Of the easy peel variety. Boom-boom shrimp and then there was one (ergo, a 1/2 pound). There is fortunately an easy solution, which is to make this a peel-and-eat style basket.

"We were gonna have some fun last night but it turned into a half-pound prawn basket thanks to Minuteman over here, so we had to go the peel-and-eat route. I could do a lot worse."

by PinchLikeAGentleman July 10, 2022