Smash poo

A smash poo is when you take a very large poo and it smashes the toilet

P1 we have get a new toilet

P2 why

P1 because I took a smash poo

P2 what the fuck is a smash poo

P1 A smash poo is when you take a very large shit and it smashes the toilet

by Poopy bumcheeks August 9, 2022

Poo Stalling

Being a very revolutionary concept, Poo Stalling is when one holds in their poo for the sole purpose pooping later when an undesirable event comes up that the poo-carrier would rather not attend. Poo Stalling causes every attendee to wait on the individual who chooses to poo at the time of the event, causing them to be anxious, mad, or even outright anal (if you will). Fortunately, pooping is a practice that can deter any suspicion as to why the one Poo Stalling showed up late, or didn't show up at all. Poo Stalling is a valuable and strategic art. It can be the final solution when circumstances seem daunting. Poo Stalling can even save lives.

Hilary had to attend a lame forum but luckily by Poo Stalling she was able to miss half the lecture and avoid any overly-concerning questions by her peers.

by Schnazzle G October 10, 2016

poo pusher

Too Push Poo Inside someones anal passage with your penis

by Rob February 18, 2003

Chi-poo-poo

(Pronounced shuh-poo-poo)

Nickname for the city of Chicago Illinois. Also known as "Chipoopytown" and "Chi-poo-pooland"
Chi-poo-poo references the high levels of pollution in the Chicago River, Lake Michigan, and other Chicago waterways. Also relates to the foul sewage stench which fills the Chicago streets every summer.

Guy #1: Hey let's take a road trip to Chi-poo-poo. I hear they are dying the river green for St. Patrick Day.

Guy#2: You mean they are dying the river a different shade of green.

by Bart Finkle February 11, 2010

poo dollar

You wrap a poo or chewed up chocolate in a doller bill so you can only see the dollar and wait for people to pick it up. When they do, they soon relize there is a poo in the dollar. Some people put the dollar back or throw it away and some take the dollar with them. If the person takes the dollar you yell POO DOLLAR at them.

PERSON 1: Ew there's shit in this dollar but I'll still take it anyway.
PERSON 2: POO DOLLAR!!

by onaebla June 26, 2006

poo nose

whe you are playing some type of outdoors game and you try to run faster than you ever have before, from then forword you trip and face plant into a pile of poo. could be dog,cat,deer,raccoon,bird,human,etc.

"man, last night i was playing capture the flag at peter's house and i was about to get tagged so i put my all out effort into it and poo nosed.

by grady penning August 3, 2007

Moist poo

1. an excrement in which the gas or vapor turns into a liquid, creating condensation.

2. A watery defecation.

"Due to this mornings dew my yard was covered in moist poo from the neighbors dog making nightly visits."
"All of that PBR last night resulted in a case of moist poo."

by ETeezy January 18, 2010