Polish Blowjob

When you have your dick inside a woman's or man's ass, then they fart and blow your ball's up.

I was fucking Nancy in the ass and she gave me a Polish Blowjob.

by Good Citizen July 20, 2024

Polish pork sword

A very large very pale peins at least 8 inches

Oh my God yesterday Tom from the office sent my girlfriend a picture of his polish pork sword so I gave him more papers to fill out just to piss him off

by The mans dictionary June 24, 2023

The Polish Cannon

Nickname for Sebastian Janikowski from the media.

The Polish Cannon was one of the top kickers and partiers in college history.

by Coop Dupe February 17, 2023

polish sombrero

Paper toilet seat cover used in public restrooms.

That toilet sees a lot of use, be sure to use a Polish sombrero to protect your skin.

by eggdrop03 September 21, 2023

Polish Turkey

The act of a female licking the mid section between the scrotum and the anus.

Jesse: "What are you up to tonight alex,"
Alex: "My friend yoni is coming over later, i'm totally gonna give him a polish turkey"

by TheWildCarkeone November 01, 2021

Polish Stoplight

During intercourse, the penis continuously becomes dislodged from the vagina and thus causing a “stop and go” system in love making (much like a Pollack driving through a blinking red light). This is typically caused by a shorter than usual penile shaft.

Rebecca found herself in a Polish Stoplight with her husband because his birthday warranted their annual coitus.

by Riverbone Jackson January 05, 2011

Polish Freckle

A shit spot on the forehead.

Is that a Polish Freckle? Who taught you how to wipe?

by Pseudodymrod September 08, 2021