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polish the keg

Spitting into your hand and rubbing the head (or glans) of the penis.
"Hey baby, wanna polish my keg?"

"Are you gonna polish the keg or what?"
by Yoford July 18, 2016
mugGet the polish the kegmug.

Polish Hangover

Having the effects of a hangover, without having consumed alcohol the night before.
For fuck's sake! I woke up with a massive headache, slept in past noon and can't remember what I did last night. I didn't even booze! What the fuck?!

A Polish Hangover!
by NOT Anrob July 23, 2017
mugGet the Polish Hangovermug.

Rub D.N. Boot Polish

Hey dude, what do you use to polish your boots?
Oh I use Rub D.N. Boot Polish ,it's for Deez Nuts.
by D.N. Boot Polish February 23, 2023
mugGet the Rub D.N. Boot Polishmug.

Alan during polish class

alan has to waer a hoodie during polish class
alan during polish class - waers a hoodie
by habadabalove April 26, 2021
mugGet the Alan during polish classmug.

polishing the coral

When a woman uses her hands or feet, to stimulate a man’s private parts whilst underwater.
I was hanging out in the hot tub with Susan, and all of a sudden she began polishing the coral, all whilst holding a glass a champagne.
by Capt. Stillman December 24, 2023
mugGet the polishing the coralmug.

Polish Tongue Humper

A lesser known rapiest in a smaller town in Poland. He would go around and put the top shaft of his penis on people's mouths, and just hump. That's what he did.
The polish tongue humper has been known to bruise people's noses with his pelvis.
by Rlvers October 6, 2016
mugGet the Polish Tongue Humpermug.

Polish my seat

When a man rubs his erect penis between your butt cheeks and ejaculates. His cum is then rubbed into your skin, giving your seat a good polishing.
Polish Peter used his polish peter to polish my seat
by BBootyKing November 5, 2018
mugGet the Polish my seatmug.

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