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wank-rolling

The out-of-game act of rolling dice to resolve the abilities of your RPG character in imagined hypothetical scenarios. Poor rolls are disregarded as “that wouldn’t” happen, while good rolls grant a fleeting feeling of success. The act inevitably leaves one tapped out and unsatisfied.

Also applies to “testing” your Smashammer Space Marine Captain vs. any number of Xenos elite units.
“After my Wizard learned Fireball, I spent the whole week-end wank-rolling him wiping out orc lairs! I’m so pumped for tonight’s game, I could cast a Fireball RIGHT NOW!”
by Vague Wisdom January 25, 2019
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rolling betty

The act of forcing your partner to roll over into any bodily waste i.e., semen, blood, feces, or urine, that is left on the mattress after engaging in sexual intercourse.
"Why are you mad at me, Baby? "
"Because you gave me a Rolling Betty while i was wearing my new shirt!"
by Mable Scartooney November 24, 2016
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Roll Bowl

(rollin bowlin)
The act of driving around in a vehicle smoking marijuana (typically enacted in a chill residential area with low police activity).
Smoker 1: You down for a roll bowl?
Smoker 2: HELL YEAH!
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Guinea Roll

A racist expression referring to the low class Italian practice of folding or rolling up currency so that the exterior bill is a large denomination while the interior bills are small denominations thus giving the appearance of being a baller by having a wad of cash. IE One, hundred dollar bill wrapped around twenty, dollar bills.
Look at the poser with his gold chains and Guinea roll.
by PHAT Mama J May 14, 2016
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Super Rolling

In a game of chance, when using more then one (1) die, having the ability to continuously out-roll an opponent by one or more to a point where it almost seems ridiculous.
"Hey man, how did it go with that game of Risk?"

"I don't want to even talk about it. I played this guy who was super rolling me at every country!"
by Juicer90 December 30, 2008
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topless roll

Common term for a roll around or hook-up where the shirt comes off and the pants stay on.
Q: Did you have sex with him? A: No, we just rolled around. Q: Was it a nudie roll? A: Yes (if nude); No, just a topless roll (if pants were left on); No, it was very PG (if all clothes left on).
by Nudierollqueen January 12, 2008
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Volcano Roll

Coating your penis in hot sauce and subsequently performing anal sex on a woman
Biff gave Muffy the old volcano roll after he discovered she was sleeping with his brother.
by Wasabi Mayo June 30, 2011
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