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Hog on a plate

Slang for a female offering up her vagina for intercourse in hopes to conceive a child.
I was the one to tell your momma to put her hog on a plate , you digg?????
by Big Daddy Larron April 24, 2016
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weiner hog

In its simplest form, a hog of weiners. A selfish, promiscuous hussy who is always in search of her next lay. Sometimes laying 1 weiner immediately after the other, occasionally laying a second weiner before she’s done with the first, or even on rare occasion, hogging 2 weiners at one time. A floozy who doesn’t seem to care or notice when a weiner is already spoken for by another woman; she still seeks to hog all the weiners.
After Jenny’s breakup, she tried dating again, but Sheila, being a selfish weiner hog, had already laid all the decent weiners in town.

Kay finally felt like she met a good man, but then along came Lynn, the weiner hog, trying to slut her way into stealing Kay’s dude.
by Slutstopper January 15, 2024
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closet hog

A fat person who claims they have medical problems preventing them from being a normal weight when they really just stuff their face.
Barbara has always been very overweight and she always claimed she was on a strict health-food diet plan, but one night I saw her at a buffet with a plate overflowing with hotdogs, sandwiches, fries, chocolate cake, and the list goes on. She's a closet hog.
by deepspace10 November 30, 2010
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Delaware Lane Hog

During a threesome, male number one fucks female from behind, doggy style, slowly pushing her along the floor while male number two is off to the side, next to them, as he also slowly follows their slow progression across the floor, as he vigorously jerks his pathetic cock while both males exchange hate speech and curse at each other mercilessly. Male number one NEVER allows male number two to get in between them to interact with the female at any point!

For an added bonus and maximum sexual stimulation it is highly reccomended that both males wave and shoot guns and weapons in the air
Jim-Bob, Jane and Jamaal just did the unthinkable and engaged in a Delaware Lane Hog.
by JohnsonrodA27 April 20, 2018
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Hogs

A dopey boy with a bellybutton piercing around his neck
silly hogs
by Wilky04 February 16, 2023
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get on the hog

Slang used to direct another person to make a phone call. Originated out of Brantford, Ontario, Canada where one lucky household had a Harley Davidson Fat Boy Telephone. The motorcycle was a collectible novelty model that had a corded telephone hidden under the seat/gas tank.
Woody: "Man I really got the munchies, lets order a pie"
Thibs: "Good idea, get on the hog"
by Thibs July 24, 2008
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hog nails

Nails that grow from ones penis. Similar to finger or toe nails, but hog specific
I just need to take a quick shower and clip my hog nails, but should be ready in no time”
by Hogworks February 5, 2024
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