Hometown Amazing little village where neighbors look out for each other and if you ever loss a pig you can check on the local petfinder site or post office flyers to get them back. Also it's not abnormal for the locals to drive their mowers through town to the local gas station to fill up or to see them ride a horse though town. Location to 2 of the best pizza places around.
A shitty town in Ohio, where religion is shoved down your throats, people act like bad shit never happens and the schools force politics and non educational beliefs onto their students. Practically a wealthier, and more shadowed version of Greensburg.
Me: Hey, did you see the 4 heroin overdoses in the past week?
Friend: What?! No, of course not. What’s heroin? I’ve never heard of it. Hartville, Ohio is a good place, what even are drugs? *goes and smoke a doob in the bathroom*
Crackhead "city" in Southern Ohio.
Shitty weather, tornados, malnutritioned crackheads, drugs, shitty poverty stricken areas, we've got it all!
Come down to here and get flung to a random cornfield in Ohio by a tornado so you can get the fuck out of here and be in a better place than this shithole!
"God damnit, I need crack!"
"Bro, if you need some crack, head to Athens, Ohio! The crackheads will help you!"
"Wow, thanks bro!"
Lakewood, about seven miles west of Cleveland (a city that may appear beautiful but is really ghetto and ugly and cold in winter and hot as fuck in summer), is a rather large, and very shitty, city. It is located on Lake Erie but has no beaches availabe to the public. There is nothing to do, and there are many areas in Lakewood where you would not feel comfortable walking at any time. Perverted men scream at you from their car window and you may be forced to hide on adjacent street corners from said men. The schools are very overrated. It may be the worst place in America to raise your kids (even though some delusional person said it was the best).
City filled with wannabe thugs and fake gangs. Call themselves Baby Chicago, Murder field, and the Gary Indiana of Ohio. But they not. They just talk too much and have no fits. Lames
Aye man Springfield Ohio aint shit. They aint never on shit