One Direction

The worst band ever.I'm surprised by how this band even became famous.

Directioner 1:Omigosh,one direction is da best!
Directioner 2:Yea,screw all the stuff like the Beatles,Queen and Ac/Dc
Hardcore music critic:Come on,that stuff sounds like a cat giving birth.

by SmileyHatesNoobs March 17, 2016

One shot one kill

The most efficient form of murder with a firearm. One shot one kill means every shot you take is a headshot. Precision shooting. If you spray, you miss and then you die.

Surrounded by an angry mob, AC decided to save ammo by using one shot one kill tactics.

by streets is watchin December 18, 2008

One Eyed Jim

A sexual 'move' where the male dips his penis into some mango juice (although other juices are sometimes used) and proceeds to poke his partner in the eye with it, causing excruciating pain (hence one eyed). Following this, often after donning a pirate hat, the male penetrates the his partner roughly until they submit by yelling 'aye aye captain' (this is where the 'jim' originates from as jim is a common cabin boys name). After pulling this move not only will you partner be impressed, they will look like JIm the one eyed cabin boy

gossip1: Apparently, Tristan 'one eyed Jimmed' Katie yesterday!
gossip2: i heard that she was mad because the mango juice wasn't from concentrate!

by Philly ree June 19, 2008

One Direction

One Direction (1D) is a group of "men" that have questionable sexual orientation. The fanbase of 1D consists of rabid females that males question their intelligence. The infection called "One Direction Infection" is as of now incurable, but any person who has it should be promptly put into solitary confinement until signs of a normal human-being to be regained. 1D, like 5 Seconds of Summer, sells over priced merchandise to the little school girls that "love" them.

Guy: "One Direction! More like One More Goddamn Boyband Fag Group!"

Girl: "I'll beat the living shit out of you for saying those words!"

Guy: "You can't be cured you little cunt!"

by FelixHunter November 23, 2014

one step closer

A COOL song by Linkin Park.
Almost as good as 'breaking the habit'.

Breaking the habit,papercut,points of authority, all good songs by linkin park

by N.I.N. July 6, 2005

One Direction

Another mind-numbing over-hyped, under-talented pop group made up of complete nobodies who won't have a career in five years time and won't even be remembered two years after that.

Typically listened to by pre-pubescent children and young teenagers who have no taste in music and will eat up what ever rubbish is served to them. Typical music listened to is the likes of JLS, The Wanted and other god-awful mainstream nonsense.

One Direction fan: OMG!!! Have you heard of one direction?! They are like soooo kewelsiez!! I <3 Them!!!

Metal Head 1: One Direction? Yeah, STRAIGHT INTO THE BARGAIN BIN!!!! LOLZ!!! NEXT!!!! \m/

Metal Head 2: Erm, have YOU heard of DECENT MUSIC??? Jesus, what a load of utter shite!!!

by The Way It Is October 17, 2012

One night stand

The purpose of most guys at the bars.

Person 1: Hey, it's this guy again.
Person 2: Yeah of course, he hunts for one night stands here.

by FreshAndBallin June 20, 2010