Number Three

When you walk in on somebody, and instead of them being on the toilet, they're masturbating

Man 1: "Oh My God! I'm so sorry!"
Man 2: "Hey, so you caught me taking a Number Three, it happens."

by Kathryn Santini August 15, 2016

numberic

The process of being numeric.

"It contains at least three numberic digits."

As an insult:
"You're numberic"
"No, you're numberic"

by Chris Mally July 20, 2008

Number Code

A system of secret code numbers, also called the math club.
1- guy
2- fat guy
3-girl
4-threesome
5-fat girl
6-half of nine
7-gay guys
8-gay girls
9- half of six

Guy1: That guy was such a 72
Guy2: What are you talking about?
Guy3: You wouldn't get it, you're not in the math club! You don't know the number code.
Guy2: What the heck are you guys talking about?
(Guy1&2 hi5)

by Kis4coffee May 3, 2010

pucker factor number 9

A term that one uses to describe, and to discreetly convey in public, their urgency and need to visit a toilet to take a crap. Number nine is always used as the guage to describe the tightness of the sphincter, which conveys that the person is right on the edge of crapping their pants.

"Hey man, I have to get out of here fast - I've got pucker factor number 9"

by LuLu B. August 24, 2007

number run

to go buy some joints

I tote guns, I make number runs
-Biggie Smalls

by kahda July 20, 2004

Number 5

An extreme tool; coined at Williams Grove Speedway, August 19, 2008, because of the #5 outlaw race car sponsored by "Extreme Tools."

He follows her around like a lost puppy; he's such a "Number 5 ".

by Moira & Cara December 21, 2008

Number Three

man juice; semen. can be used as a verb or noun.

Lance had to number three in the sock after having unprotected sexual relations. Unknowingly, Liz later picked it up and wore it.

by shugachica69 October 4, 2007