Splat Nose

Noun. When someone's nose is large and right smack dab in the middle of their face.

Sound. If a person's nose made a sound, it would be SPLAT.

Adjective. A nose that is smashed a little.

John Krasinski, from the office, has a splat nose. It is RIGHT in the middle of his face.

by (:DatsRight:) May 20, 2011

nose thought

thought derived from the nose

person says "my nose tickles"
nose thought "pick the boogers ya dumb fuck"

by moon.unit January 19, 2008

Nose itch

If your nose repeatedly itches out of no where. 9/10 you lover or partner of up to something very mischievous and not right

My nose itches my husband must be cheating

by Amber Gray August 24, 2019

pig's nose

A double measure of whisky tipped in to a partially full glass of bitter beer. esp. in Dorset, England.

"Do you want a pig's nose Bill?"
"Yup"

by Tuppy January 20, 2006

Poo Nose

The act of constantly running to the boss to narc on other employees.

Al was sitting at his desk cruising the internet when Poo Nose got Fred Flinstone feet and went to Po Po's office to tell on him. Al then had a closed door meeting about his internet surfing.

by NWFHA August 12, 2009

Green Nose

Someone who dislikes the smell of recreational drugs and often vomits after smelling or consuming them.

Dan: "That joint stinks man."
Pete: "You're such a f***ing green nose man."

by Green-Boy September 12, 2019

Clown nose

A side effect of performing anilingus (analingus) on a female who has started her menstrual cycle.

What's wrong ass goblin?

Went down for a feast and left with a clown nose...

by agoblin September 14, 2018