ego-ed

when you text or call someone and they don't pick up or respond because they feel they are too superior to do so.

I texted John but he totally ego-ed me.

by devons1 March 25, 2022

Ed moment

When you forget something that someone already told you or you didn’t listen and ask them about the topic they were previously talking about. Happens most when intoxicated.

John: hey, Al did you know Liv had sex with me last night.

Al: no, how was it

John: It was pretty good had her squirting all over the place. Good times.

Al: So how was the sex man.
John: I just fucking told you

Al: oh my bad, I had an Ed moment.

by Vladimir Putin itinurbutt June 10, 2020

2020’ed

Verb used to describe a business or establishment that was put out of business due to COVID-19 pandemic.

What a shame, my favorite coffee shop got 2020’ed

by GrandGoomba July 29, 2021

bull ed

my cheesy knob in someones ass

theres a minor over there.
i wish i could put my bull ed in them

by dreamybull1298 May 25, 2023

Ed Papp

Fiscal conservative, social libertarian

Government spending has to be ed papped.

by Alethiologist May 2, 2019

trim ed

a really cool guy that would deffo make you happy if you were sad and dances to just dance whip nae nae

"Oh lad look it's trim ed what a guy"

by asterfizzy April 2, 2022

ED Pills

Pills to prove to your girl/wife that you're not a faggot having an affair with a dude.

Commercial for ED Pills- Has she been wondering lately about your sexuality? Does she tell you that every part of you is dysfunctional, and that your whiskey dick problem goes deeper than your drinking habit? That's because you need these pills, so that you can prove to her that you're not a faggot that would choose gay porn over her any day. It might not be a big deal to you, but to her it is a big deal that your dick does what it is supposed to do and stops malfunctioning.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021