by Yemayemayema March 8, 2020
Get the A fake Jacobmug. by Figtrees rule October 18, 2016
Get the 360 fakemug. The act of driving to a parking lot, dialing 911 on a burner phone, and attempting to masturbate and finish before police arrive.
Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.
by Oh, hayyyy November 27, 2022
Get the Fake Baconingmug. A Person That Uses You For Their Own Benefits, And Only Cares About Them Selfs.
(A Person That You Don’t Need In Your Life.)
(A Person That You Don’t Need In Your Life.)
by ILoveFyeHead February 1, 2020
Get the Fake Friendmug. by BabbleBoy January 28, 2023
Get the fake definitionmug. Someone who only needs you when they want you, make excuses to go watch youtube or do something else, criticize you without noticing, hate someone one minute and talk to them with you then love them the next, are never there for you, when you tell them something important they brush it off or say something like kay or oh.
“_____ is such a fake friend”
by no beetle jucie November 7, 2019
Get the fake friendmug. When you fart in a way that it vibrates your whole entire pants, making you think you got a text on your phone that was on vibrate.
Jacob: Man I got a fake buzz after eating that cheeseburger.
Johny: I mean it doesn't hurt to check...
Johny: I mean it doesn't hurt to check...
by Limber Pelvis October 20, 2014
Get the Fake Buzzmug.