Münchausen Metal

A style of metal that is made up so people think you are awesome and know a lot of stuff you don’t understand.

“I only listen to 'Münchausen Metal' … I’ve doubt you’ve heard of it. It’s super subterranean and beyond extremely world first exclusive brutally epic!”

by VikingFett July 23, 2015

Metal Health

Well, I'm an axe grinder
Piledriver
Mama says that I never, never mind her
Got no brains
I'm insane
The teacher says that I'm one big pain
I'm like a laser
Six-string razor
I got a mouth like an alligator
I want it louder
More power
I'm gonna rock it till it strikes the hour
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad, all right
Well, I'm frustrated
Outdated
I really want to be overrated
I'm a finder
And I'm a keeper
I'm not a loser and I ain't no weeper
I got the boys
To make the noise
Won't ever let up, hope it annoys you
Join the pack
Fill the crack

Well, now you're here, there's no way back
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Metal health will cure your crazy
Metal health will cure your mad
Metal health is what we all need
It's like a heart attack
Bang your head
Wake the dead
We're all metal mad
It's all you have
So bang your head
And raise the dead, oh yeah
Metal health
It drives you mad, mad, mad, mad
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Oh, get your straightjackets on tonight, oh
The bad boys are gonna set you right
Oh rock ya, rock ya, rock ya
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Bang your head

by Death Menace July 9, 2023

Sports Metal

an alternative (mostly European) name for the musical genre commonly known as Nu Metal, referring to the performers' affinity for athletic wear (hats, jerseys, etc.) and the music's prominence in sports video games and broadcasts.

(European accent) I'm getting really into sports metal. I just discovered this band called Limp Bizkit, have you heard of them?

by realartax August 16, 2023

Metal High

When you listen to any metal sub-genre and have a build up (the high build), to a good feeling about almost anything and don't care about most things around you, or the things that you do and say. To experience a metal high, you can either start with nu metal and work your way up, or you can find any song that has a strong metal feel to it. The high will wear off if there isn't another metal song being played after the current song is over, being tired, or if you start listening to a different genre of music. If you listen to a different genre, you will have a scratchy feeling in your ears and the music may be the same as you remember it, but the feeling will be different. You'll know when you're metal high, because the 'great feeling' will be there and you'll want to do things that you now have the confidence too.
Head banging is encouraged.

Metalhead 1: Hey dude, want to party?
Metalhead 2: Wait, you have weed?
Metalhead 1: No, we can get metal high.
(Both Metalheads play a list of metal songs and have a head-bang session)

by ®OA©h January 8, 2018

metal malachite

An upcoming Pokémon game that you should play….. when it comes out.

I LOVE METAL MALACHITE

by Chainedless May 9, 2022

Piss Metal

Pissmetal is a specific genre of metal created in Amity Pennsylvania

It combines elements of Sludge Metal, Groove Metal, and sometimes Southern Rock. Pissmetal is typically loud and thrashy, often featuring screaming vocals, ripping bass guitar leads, groovy guitar solos, and sharply contrasted tempos. First made popular by the band Amity in Ashes who hail from Amity Pennsylvania, a small town south of Pittsburgh Pennsylvania.

Man I went to a show last night and my neck is killing me! They were playing piss metal all night, and I couldn't stop banging my head.

by Amity in Ashes July 12, 2017

False metal

"False metal" is a term created by Manowar in the 80s to describe glam metal music.

Nowadays it also includes nu metal, deathcore, metalcore and similar genres. Some people also include DSBM (depressive suicidal black metal).

Me: These idiots seem to be sure it's metal.

DSBM guy: It is? Why, what, eh?

Me fr: Go listen to some Aura Noir. Death to false metal!

by I love gates June 14, 2023