MySpaceness

To be cool. Or to have a lot of friends on MySpace.

"Margee has a billion friends on MySpace." MK said
"I wish I was as MySpaceness as her" Izzy said

by Izzyg413 October 20, 2008

MySpaced

A place nobody goes to anymore ie a dessert of sorts

John: hey wanna go 2 d lobster 4 drinks

Chad: nah that place is SOO MySpaced

by Theo4ever January 11, 2015

myspace shithead

A jackass on MySpace that thinks he's cool

Michale Jackson pedobear Herbert Bobby Haley is a myspace shithead

by That fat ass hoe December 18, 2013

myspace

A verb, such as to google something. To myspace means to once be something that was terrible but extremely popular, and then gets even worse and becomes the laughingstock of the Internet.

OMG have you been on Facebook lately? Nothing left but spambots, stale cancer memes, advertisements , and ego-whores. That place has officially myspaced.

by ethacetin May 18, 2017

myspace jesse

Myspace Jesse is and was one of the hottest guys ever to be on myspace. He was extremely popular and almost every girl in the world wanted him. He is more popular than Justin Bieber. No one ever will be more popular or hotter than myspace Jesse. He defines God.

See that guy over there, he's a wanna be myspace jesse.

by jessemichaelnj January 23, 2012

MySpaced it

Turning a potentially successful business into shit because the owner sold out to advertisers.

Did you hear about Digg? They totally MySpaced it.

by A3DFXx June 21, 2012

Chronic Myspace user

CO Madrigal dental flex

damn, you seen that guy on dental day? he is always on myspace. chronic myspace user

by spngbb99 December 7, 2023