mental chub

When a person gets excited about something or someone without it causing a physical erection or sensation. Could be used by either sex.

It gave me a mental chub to know that I beat him at his own game!

by Lillicious December 5, 2010

mantarded

Mantarded - behavior exhibited by a male in a relationship that has reached a peak level of annoyance at a given time through random groping, touching, bothersome comments or other inappropriate actions because he is in the mood for sex, attention or affection of any kind and his wife / girlfriend wants nothing of the sort.

John: Hey ....look .... I put my ball sack on your shoulder while you are trying to study, don't you want to touch it? C'mon touch it ....it'll be great .....pleeeeaseeeeee

Jane: Will you please leave me alone for 5 minutes! ....You are being so mantarded right now!

by jimg123 January 12, 2009

mental fucktion

(noun) the act or condition of getting raped by a test or other measure of intelligence or knowledge

Teacher: Okay kids, time for some serious mental fucktion...

Steffan: So, how did your psych test go?
Sasha: Awful! I had such bad mental fucktion!

by Excuse My French March 26, 2009

nigga having a mental break down over nothing and calls people cultures

A dude misspelling vultures due to feeling betrayed.
Ex: Yelllow Kleeborp after deleting his discord server.

Dude that nigga having a mental break down over nothing and calls people cultures, he needs to chill

by Mikhail Romanov November 3, 2017

Manta Ray

1.To hold your legs up in the air in the shape of a Manta Rays Wings.

2. A Drunken Mistake

3.Toilet Paper?

Manta Ray

by Coastboy March 12, 2009

mental buddies

meaning abby and justin - mental buddies for life, bitches !! x



est. reREinvented

" HEY !! theres abby and justin ! have you heard about them? they`re mental buddies ! "
HAHA rofl.

by someone February 19, 2005

Mental Disability Defence

Another well known failtroll tactic, whenever said troll's behavior, mannerisms or other means of trait are questioned he/she will always bring up a defence blaiming it on their own mental disability rather than try to fix it - they do it apparently because it makes their so called victims "RAEG".

He pulled the Mental Disability Defence when Sal questioned his writing and trolling tactics.

by MM132 September 6, 2012