Moose Knuckle

The masculine form of Camel Toe.

Think 'bone in camel toe'

Never wear your sisters track pants unless you really want to put your moose knuckle out there....

by AussieObserver November 1, 2018

moose bone

Obnoxiously loud sex between two Canadians during the dead months of winter

To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto

by KnobCobbler October 12, 2015

Moose Lips

Moose Lips is a term used to describe the size of a black person's lips.

Tyrone can really gobble down watermelon fast with the help of his big moose lips.

by Ieatnutz February 2, 2025

Typhon of Rivia(Moose)

A really fat white boy who hasn't passed algebra 2 yet. Has a nerdy voice and tries to act tough on discord.com.

Tyrell: yo did you hear that Typhon of Rivia(Moose) got slammed by Apollo?

Amir: the fat white kid who uses big words on discord.com?

Tyrell: yeah

by Evrrr July 14, 2022

Smoking the moose

Doing something that is destined to fail or hopeless.

Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.

Person 1: “Yo bro, I think I’m going to email Professor Williams and see if he’ll give me some extra credit so I can pass the class.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”

by Abceinstein July 23, 2025

no ur a moose

"NO UR A MOOSE" is a joke within the game Riddle School that pops up when clicked on a picture of a moose.

*clicks on moose photo*
Phil Eggtree: NO UR A MOOSE

by UhmYeahSure April 6, 2021

four legged moose

When you’re railing her from behind wisconsin wheelbarrow style but she’s making moose noises while getting pounded

She asked what the four legged moose and in just five minutes she was making moose noises!

by Jake #1 March 8, 2020