Mari le cannibal

A lil small cannibal who finds blondes to be a delicacy. She believes she is avarage height (she ain't sorry to break it to you). Honestly shuch a keyboard warrior but don't let that catch you off guard she can be such a lil rebel IRL too, be warned,be aware and always stay vigilant.
Regardless of her nature tho she is a very wholesome being who is absolutely adorable she is so innocent the poor child can't spot a scam 😔.
Ps don't let her in the kitchen she will serve you burnt onions and burn the house down or smth

• Fun fact she is average height in Guatemala.

Y'all beware Mari le cannibal is approaching, don't wanna be her lunch

by Apersonwhocanbemisunderstood:( July 29, 2023

Mari

The act of being forcibly pushed down the stairs, and landing on your little brother’s broken violin.

“Aye, MARI just fell down the stairs! She totally just did a Mari! lololol”

by vvv_143 September 8, 2023

Crusty Maria

A Crusty Maria is a sexual act in which a man, firstly eats out an old vagina with a yeast infection and then kisses the girl thus transferring the 'crust'. Then the girl will give the man a blowjob, giving him that crust.

I was real hungry and horny so I asked her for a crusty maria.

by Hjmenne May 31, 2014

filthy Maria

Similar to a dirty Sanchez. Insert your fingers into your menstruating partner then give her a mustache or goatee.

That nasty bitch wanted to give me and her Filthy Maria's. I didn't want to ruin my dirty Sanchez though

by Giant alien phallus December 8, 2017

aa'mari

A fine ass girl who can pull every and all boys... Don't try her because she might try to fight you.. but she always thinks outside of the box

Yes that is yo girl Aa'Mari

by Issababymariii May 14, 2018

The maria special

when your wife shits all over your sexy cock during anal

“whats that smell” “oh honey its just the maria special”

by raul navapipi June 2, 2019

Lucia maria

a big beefy boujee girl who isnt afraid to gobble up your mans toes,she is also attracted to apples and she is too much of an annoying slag to get a boyfriend so she tries to fill her loneliness with a bunch of hot celebrities who are out of her league and will never know she exists
NO ONE LIKES LUCIA MARIA

dang did you see Lucia maria didn’t know she could suck multiple toes at once

by Abbie eats willy April 28, 2020