The cousin to the infamous no-shave-november, Mustache March is the month of the year in which men are required to grow out a mustache of some sort. The Standalone is the most acceptable mustache of march, but mustaches such as the French Mustache and The Handlebar Mustache are also very nice to see in Mustache March.
Chuck: "Man i was flirting with this girl today and she just totally blew me off. i think it is because of this stupid mustache i have been growing to proove my man hood... i hate mustache march"
by guppietoe December 22, 2009
March 20 is Tell your crush you like them Day. On this day, you tell your crush you like them, and there aren't any consequences since you're probably quarantined due to the coronavirus.
by trashiestoneyet March 20, 2020
March is a town in Cambridgeshire full of takeaways and polish shops. Recently there has been an uproar in vape stores. Home to chavs, drug dealers and snakes, it's the place to be if you're a low life and don't have any ambitions.
by SuicidalFUCK January 23, 2018
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1) The best time of the year since it is the NCAA tournament. For some reason, the tournament doesn't start until around mid-March. If you think college basketball sucks, you're an idiot because it's way better than the NBA since sometimes the worse team wins.
2) A series of video games. They are very addicting and the commentators make the dumbest comments ever. For example, "If he were my father, I'd wish i was adopted BABY!!!". Also, "Wow! He's a high riser, he has hops like you partner!" It is impossible to play defense in this game because the lockdown stick doesn't work well and whenever you try to steal it, it's a reach in! Also, every player is amazing and can make a shot no matter how badly he is fouled. Strategy tip: all you need to do is be a team with a huge center and you can reject every shot, and when you dunk it you will put your balls in someone's face. This game will frustrate the shit out of you because your younger brother will just chuck up 3s all game and beat you!
2) A series of video games. They are very addicting and the commentators make the dumbest comments ever. For example, "If he were my father, I'd wish i was adopted BABY!!!". Also, "Wow! He's a high riser, he has hops like you partner!" It is impossible to play defense in this game because the lockdown stick doesn't work well and whenever you try to steal it, it's a reach in! Also, every player is amazing and can make a shot no matter how badly he is fouled. Strategy tip: all you need to do is be a team with a huge center and you can reject every shot, and when you dunk it you will put your balls in someone's face. This game will frustrate the shit out of you because your younger brother will just chuck up 3s all game and beat you!
1) guy 1 - hey man guess what? the spurs just beat the celtics!
guy 2 - shut the fuck up im trying to watch March Madness, the 5 seed is about to lose to the 11 seed.
guy 1 - that happens every year.
guy 2 - is there something wrong with it? the nba blows cuz you can predict who is going to win almost every game
guy 1 - yeah...
2) older brother - hey johnny, lets play march madness '06
johnny - okay! i call georgetown! roy hibbert is gonna kick your ass!
older brother - you douche bag...fine im uhhh kentucky, their center is 7'3" and can't dunk somehow!
johnny - let's go!
(the game starts)
(johnny takes a 10 point lead by half time because he shoots 3s and goes to hibbert nonstop)
older brother - johnny you're so gay why dont you play the damn game instead of just chucking up 3s and dunking it with hibbert
johnny - because i'm soo good!
(johnny ends up winning the game by 14)
older brother - god damn it johnny you're such a douche!
johnny - hahahahah!
older brother - yeah well i'll bet you'll think this is funny!
(the older brother beats johnny up and then locks him in the basement until johnny admits that the older brother really won)
guy 2 - shut the fuck up im trying to watch March Madness, the 5 seed is about to lose to the 11 seed.
guy 1 - that happens every year.
guy 2 - is there something wrong with it? the nba blows cuz you can predict who is going to win almost every game
guy 1 - yeah...
2) older brother - hey johnny, lets play march madness '06
johnny - okay! i call georgetown! roy hibbert is gonna kick your ass!
older brother - you douche bag...fine im uhhh kentucky, their center is 7'3" and can't dunk somehow!
johnny - let's go!
(the game starts)
(johnny takes a 10 point lead by half time because he shoots 3s and goes to hibbert nonstop)
older brother - johnny you're so gay why dont you play the damn game instead of just chucking up 3s and dunking it with hibbert
johnny - because i'm soo good!
(johnny ends up winning the game by 14)
older brother - god damn it johnny you're such a douche!
johnny - hahahahah!
older brother - yeah well i'll bet you'll think this is funny!
(the older brother beats johnny up and then locks him in the basement until johnny admits that the older brother really won)
by c0tt0n3y3jo3 June 12, 2007
Person 1: Do you know March 28 is weed appreciation day?
Person 2: April 20 is weed appreciation day
Person 1: No, I mean it's dandelion day.
Person 2: Why would any one care about that.
Person 2: April 20 is weed appreciation day
Person 1: No, I mean it's dandelion day.
Person 2: Why would any one care about that.
by Metabear October 17, 2019
"Found on March 15th, transparency, this isn't me.."
by sayfuzzypickles April 14, 2019