give your meat a good ol' rub

hehe boi

give your meat a good ol' rub. That's it, nice and hot. Hope for more spicy meat, hehe boi!

by ♥🗺☠ March 9, 2021

sweater meat

Large breasts.

God damn, her sweater meat is flying everywhere since she stopped wearing bras.

by Samus October 30, 2003

Midnight Meat Train

When Cook, JJ, and Peter are all lined up elephant style in the dark. All three are to be naked. The member in the back will then shout out "All aboard!" and then thrust his genitals into the man's ass in front of him. This motion should set up a train reaction to where the second man in line has thrust his genitals into the front man's ass. The member in the front will begin to start making sounds much like a train.

"Dude, I could hear Cook, JJ, and Peter last night."
"Yea, they were pulling a midnight meat train."

by hodoggie March 5, 2008

meat shield

Effectively the same as human shield but can mean the use of any sufficient animal.

I would have been nailed by that paintball, but I grabbed Dave and put him in front of me for a meat shield.

by wtfomgstfu November 1, 2003

meatball sub

A meatball sub is when a male places his pubicle sac and/or testicles into a woman's vagina. Preferably done during the menstrual cycle so that some sauce can accompany the meatballs.

John: Hey man, how did your night turn out?

Paul: Pretty good, I ended up giving that chick a meatball sub

John: Nice!!!

by Akostellem December 14, 2009

meat mickey

Vegetarians who haven’t eaten meat for a long time become used to it and their bodies can’t handle meat the same way. So, if, by accident or on purpose, this person eats meat they will, more than likely, become sick, having been given a meat mickey.

a couple at a mexican restaurant:

person #1: i dont feel so good after that vegetarian taco.

person #2: most mexican foods use beans with LARD in them.

person #1: ugh, a meat mickey, damnit...

by jetless May 18, 2006

meat moving

Meat moving pertains to the male anatomy. This is when a male becomes aroused and has an erection.

Ronnie and Brett practice their meat moving skills together on a regular basis. Practice makes perfect.

by KK Cummings December 26, 2008