The Master's College

A college-sized bubble in Southern California where holy virgins wank off to pictures of Jesus, John MacArthur, and Sarah Palin.
"What's with that loser wearing an anti-abortion shirt and preaching the Bible with a microphone?"
"He must go to The Master's College"
by browncoatsnarker December 05, 2011
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mk8 master

A lame moron who thinks that I like him, even though I'm just pretending to so I can get my friend back in the server.
"did you see that lameass JupiterCoyote try to become mod in mk8 master's server?"
"yeah, everyone in there is so lame"
by weebycat May 05, 2022
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Master Chief

If you'll excuse me, I think I need to go run Mater Chief through some drills.
by fakemonster July 28, 2005
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Master P

dope dealer, rap entrereneur, that pisses on some whiney bitches.
Master P m-m-m-make crack like diss.
by ice cream man September 23, 2003
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ass master

ie, the STAIRMASTER. a torcherous device used to make one's ass UNfreakingBELIEVABLY hot+++.
Today I rode the assmaster for an hour and I can feel my ass assilating into teh hotness. My ex boyfriend cried when he saw my sweet, sweet, beautiful ass.
by taterbug2821 November 28, 2004
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rake master

rake master is when you have multiple orgasms while fingering a whale,eating skittles,watching a ned kelly documentary and sticking dirty black sand up your ass with a 16th century dungeon master
i love it when i get a rake master from hitler himself
by Elia the foreskin master August 28, 2006
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Master Chief

A 7'1" tall genetically alterred soldier in the video game called Halo, who fights off aliens, and masturbates to a hott computer AI called Cortana who wishes she was a real person so she could ride his cock, while master chief wants to have little computer babies with her.
im tha master chief bitch! ride my cock you filthy computer whore! lawl!
by blahhomies September 10, 2006
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