The Master's College

A college-sized bubble in Southern California where holy virgins wank off to pictures of Jesus, John MacArthur, and Sarah Palin.

"What's with that loser wearing an anti-abortion shirt and preaching the Bible with a microphone?"
"He must go to The Master's College"

by browncoatsnarker December 5, 2011

mk8 master

A lame moron who thinks that I like him, even though I'm just pretending to so I can get my friend back in the server.

"did you see that lameass JupiterCoyote try to become mod in mk8 master's server?"
"yeah, everyone in there is so lame"

by weebycat May 5, 2022

Master Chief

A euphenism for a penis.

If you'll excuse me, I think I need to go run Mater Chief through some drills.

by fakemonster November 25, 2006

Master P

dope dealer, rap entrereneur, that pisses on some whiney bitches.

Master P m-m-m-make crack like diss.

by ice cream man September 22, 2003

rake master

rake master is when you have multiple orgasms while fingering a whale,eating skittles,watching a ned kelly documentary and sticking dirty black sand up your ass with a 16th century dungeon master

i love it when i get a rake master from hitler himself

by Elia the foreskin master August 28, 2006

ass master

ie, the STAIRMASTER. a torcherous device used to make one's ass UNfreakingBELIEVABLY hot+++.

Today I rode the assmaster for an hour and I can feel my ass assilating into teh hotness. My ex boyfriend cried when he saw my sweet, sweet, beautiful ass.

by taterbug2821 November 28, 2004

Master Chief

A 7'1" tall genetically alterred soldier in the video game called Halo, who fights off aliens, and masturbates to a hott computer AI called Cortana who wishes she was a real person so she could ride his cock, while master chief wants to have little computer babies with her.

im tha master chief bitch! ride my cock you filthy computer whore! lawl!

by blahhomies September 10, 2006