maddie and sophia

best couple ever

person 1 “hey look at that couple over there”
person2 “they look like a maddie and sophia”

by lov€rs April 3, 2025

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Maddie tax

When a wasteman travels the other side of the city to see his girl and stops seeing his boys and spends all his money on her just for her to leave him

Archie got Maddie taxed by his girl he spent £500 to see her for the weekend

by Ted’s left nut May 12, 2025

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Maddie

A person who is IN LOVE with buttholes and will do ANYTHING to get a photo of a butthole

Your so maddie

by ButtholeLOVER6969 June 11, 2025

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An absolutely haggard, tired soul that takes out their hatred and loneliness on those younger, hotter and more interesting than them. They try to be the cool white girl and a fake ally just to position themselves as morally better but really they’re morally bankrupt. Would sell their own mum for a Gucci shoe, suck their manager’s dick for a pay rise (he won’t cum). Quite a bent nose with a masculine looking face, trying to hide her age with pop culture references even though no one cares about Harry styles. Has a penchant for tearing down women of colour and gaslighting them. Completely sad that she is a spinster and will likely stay like that forever. Finally, she is absolutely mad. Hence, the name.

Damn, that witch is a Maddy the way she cackles at brown women.

by frurofanon November 22, 2021

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Maddy Cock

Maddy cock is not a good person. they will kill ur entire family and steal them to torture them. they r obsessed with sleeping, and may sleep for over 19 hours. don’t expect for him to have the math homework, because he never will!! he will copy off all ur homework. they have an obsession with drawing detailed penises. they also complain ab being tired 24/7. when being friends with a Maddy Cock, make sure that you always have a source of coffee with you, or they’ll hunt you down. Almost all of them have some type of piss kink. when approaching a Maddy Cock, do not bring up anything about it’s time for coffee or you’ll regret it. Overall, they are ok people i mean they aren’t really the best.

Ex. “Oh my god, Maddy Cock slept for another 19 hours!” “That Maddy Cock for ya🤣🤣🤣”

by karrot November 22, 2021

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