Loser Tax

In professional sports, a loser tax is when a team with a history of losing, bad culture, bad circumstances, and/or less than ideal location must pay extra than other teams might have needed to in order to secure the services of a premier player.

The Detroit Lions are probably going to have to pay a loser tax to Ramsey if they want to lure him away from places like Miami or Las Vegas.

by captainbone March 28, 2023

Fucking loser

People who are insanely sexy. If you are called a fucking loser, you are insanely sexy.

"Look over there, that person is insanely sexy. They must be a fucking loser."

by anonperson380 June 6, 2024

Loser

Someone who writes definitions for names on urban dictionary

1: "Did you see the definition for insert name here?"
2: "Yeah whoever wrote that is a loser"

by Blunkay June 14, 2024

Loser

What defines a loser you may ask? Well that is an easy question to answer, Max might be the biggest loser of all!

“that person is acting JUST like Max, no?”
“oh yeah they’re such a loser”

by cresttultrawhite June 15, 2024

Loser Maxxing

Loser maxing is the act of playing loser games all day such as valorant,minecraft,roblox and watch vtubers/buy anime figurines on your off time in order to accept that your a loser. this is as copeing mechanism after getting broken up with or suffering from something.

DId you hear that daves loser maxxing because he lost his money gambling?

by hero2.0 July 26, 2024

Dickless Loser

Someone who spouts bullshit and randomly says goofy shit all the time. Mostly likely a virgin for life that looks like dollar tree McLovin.

Movienerd is a dickless loser!

by MovienerdIsAnIdiot March 28, 2025

Loser Face

It what’s you call guys with dreadlocks and short frames

Jacob Wright is a Loser Face

by Stevenurkel May 12, 2025