Certified lover boy

Certified lover boy is that guy who his birthday is on the valentine's day

-Do you know that stergios is a certified lover boy?
-why?
-he was born on the valentine's day

by StergiosShorty February 09, 2022

Certified lover boy

A man who is incapable of growth and lacks maturity causing them to be romantically attracted to those of the same or lesser mental acuity as them, often times being a person much younger then them to an almost criminal degree.

"Certified lover boy? Certified pedophile. Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop."

by Legible Ghastino May 18, 2024

Certified lover boy

Another term for pedophile.

Certified lover boy? Certified pedophiles.

by not_like_us May 08, 2024

Certified Lover Boy

Sundeep

“Didn’t Drake make that Certified Lover Boy album about Sundeep”

by SGill1202 September 03, 2021

Certified Lover Boy

Sundeep

Random Person: “Didn’t Drake make that Certified Lover Boy album about Sundeep”

by SGill1202 September 03, 2021

Lockdown Lover

The one person you choose to spend your corona-isolation with. A monogamous relationship in times of a viral outbreak.

on video-call
Cheryl: OMG who is that man and why is he kissing you? Don’t you know you are supposed to limit your social interactions?
Jeffrey: Calm down Cheryl! He is my lockdown lover.

by Lemonaids91 March 24, 2020

Theoretical Pussy Lover

Someone who likes the idea of pussy but has never had the chance to try it.

You know James is a Theoretical Pussy Lover. What a virgin.

by BigStratz August 13, 2022