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Logging in

Engaging in sex. The male genitalia (log) inside of a female companion
When I get home my girl/wife better be ready, cause I'm logging in tonight
by IrritatedData July 16, 2022
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Dead log

A person who could be great but centers around someone who is like a swirling log in a lake trying to steal their achievements and glory.
Matt thought Andrew was so cool he decided to hover around him all day like a dead log and steal all his coolness.
by Jordan Skeetersen April 1, 2024
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Log hogger

A slur for gay men, usually targeted towards twinks.
“Man, Jeremy is such a log hogger.”
“Yeah bruh, did you SEE the bear of a man he was with the other day?”
by Lululemoick June 7, 2024
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Sausage log

A hole drilled into a log that is then filled with any kind of sausage product. Commonly used when a dildo is unavailable.
“My husband is out for the week! Time to dust off the old Sausage Log!”
by anonymous March 14, 2025
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Dirty snow on a log

The hors de’oeuvre created when: one applies cream cheese, or similar product; which has been modified with a percentage of contrasting product e.g. herbs; to the concave surface of a prepared length of celery.

Related to: snow on a log
What did you bring to the potluck? I brought a platter of hors de’oeuvres; with broccoli, carrots, dirty snow on a log, ants on a log and chilled dip with crackers.
by Word Banger March 16, 2025
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Log

A weeb(not really tho) who read the entire demon slayer manga in a week or two. He simps for Shinobu like a plebb. He also appreciates big anime tiddies.
Log: Bruh I just finished the manga
Juan: Cool, what's next?
Log: I'm gonna watch Fate to see some epic girlyboi action, I mean what
Juan: •_•
by Bread but original September 4, 2021
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Log Banger

A person who only smokes the fattest of blunts.
Maverick is a log banger he smokes like 12 blunts a day.
by NapoleonD July 22, 2017
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