LMAO

Abbreviation for "Lick My Ass, Officer"

"Sir, have you been dirinking tonight?"

"Hell yeah I have. LMAO."

by chuck believer March 1, 2023

lmao

"Laughing my ass off. In order to pronounce it correctly, you have to say each letter individually. L. M. A. O.
LMAO she pronounced this word wrong."- some guy on here

but if someone like your boyfriend says it in all lowercase and not uppercase when he usually does he is probably bothered/mad at something

"
boyfriend: lmao
girlfriend: whats wrong??
"

by painkiller🔪 March 14, 2023

lmao

"Laughing my ass off. In order to pronounce it correctly, you have to say each letter individually. L. M. A. O.
LMAO she pronounced this word wrong."- some guy on here

but if someone like your boyfriend says it in all lowercase and not uppercase when he usually does he is probably bothered/mad at something

"
boyfriend: lmao
girlfriend: whats wrong??
"

by painkiller🔪 March 14, 2023

lmao

launching missiles at orphanages

Joe: yo bro what you up to
Me: i just be lmao

by sexwithchildren March 17, 2023

LMAOROTFBTCSTCFOTWFLIFOAGWLLBGGROBABNCTDHGOOHCAROOTSTKBAYB

A slightly longer version of "LMAOROTFBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB".

It stands for: "Laughing My Ass Off Rolling On The Floor, Biting The Carpet, Scaring The Cat, Falling Out The Window From Laughing, In Front Of A Guy Who Looks Like Bill Gates, Getting Ran Over By A Black Nissan Car, The Driver, Horrified, Gets Out Of His Car And Runs Out On The Street, Then Killed By A Yellow Bulldozer"

Guy: (something? idk what to put here lol)
Guy 2: LMAOROTFBTCSTCFOTWFLIFOAGWLLBGGROBABNCTDHGOOHCAROOTSTKBAYB

by EpicNoobx March 23, 2023

LMAO

It means
L launching
M missiles
A at
O orphanages

1. LMAO
2. You do know what that means right?
1. Yea Laughing My Ass Off
2. WRONG

by Ninjabois1 March 29, 2023

LMAO

Launching missiles at orphanages.

Person A: Last night i was Lmao.
Person B: YOU WAS LAUNCHING MISSILES AT ORPHANAGES!!!
Person A: yes.

by UHHH^% April 22, 2023