jimmy dangled

when you cut your dingles off and put them in your friends choclate ice cream
(it has to be choclate so they can blend in)

jon didnt wipe for 2 weeks.he cut off his ass hair wit dingles in them. he decided to save them for a friends tastey snack later on in the day. he got some ice cream for his friend.jon went upstairs to his collection while joe was eating the ice cream. he put them on his ice cream and joe ate it. joe just got jimmy dangled.

by jordan leveille/chris hall/eddy apice June 22, 2007

Jimmy Jang

When someone comes over and acts all big, wanting a fight, you jimmy jang them to hell. A fun alternative to saying you’re gonna fuck someone up.

“Hey Chloe! That guy over there looks like he’s gonna start a fight with you.”

“It’s okay Hana, I’ll go Jimmy Jang him. That’ll show him who is the boss around here.”

by Jimmyjangerthefirst November 5, 2018

german jimmy

The act of putting your balls on someones eyeballs and pooping in their mouth whole.

"Hey, I'll give you a german jimmy for 5 bucks." "For sure, dude."

by Big wiener October 11, 2013

Jimmy Choo

To dump or move on as in reference to a lover. To break up or end a relationship. Same as a "Dear John Letter"

Nancy really pissed me off so I gave her the Jimmy Choo.

by Sally & Marvin May 2, 2007

Jimmy Carter

The vanilla Obama.

Higher unemployment more government dependency, weakness, hostages held until the administration is over. It's the vanilla Obama Jimmy Carter

by Gregaroidson. June 11, 2017

jimmy joint

Further describes the NYC 70's term "joint" which described anything that was really happening or cool, making it even more happening or ultra cool.

Word - it was the jimmy joint!

by Blue eyed soul brother December 10, 2010

Jimmy Carter

A dickwad douchebag who completely ruins a Nation!

Jimmy Carters Speech:

I want to make the whole Unites States Of America to be a Nation filled with bastards just like me.

by *...Nukin...* October 2, 2007