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Jason

Is a very rowdy kid that is very short standing around 5'2 and has a 0.8 mm penis. But is amazing at irrelevant sports and overall is a very nice guy but he can get very obnoxious when around him for too long. Also, he tends to get violent when made fun of but he doesn't realize he's getting violent. He's intellectual in math but retarded in every other subject. He knows nothing about woman or men but he's dated before. He is also a MEGA WEEB especially when it comes to Naruto and Tokyo Ghoul. Love you, Jason,
Jason: I LOVVEEE ITACHIIIIIII
Everyone else: Jason, Shut the fuck up
by Benron Thamochoung June 3, 2019
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Jason

Jason is short, white, ripped man with a backwards baseball cap and is 100% a fucking tool. Probably plays lacrosse or is at least a rich bastard going to USC on a fake lacrosse scholarship.
1: Yo, did you hear Jason got caught up in that USC scandal?
2: of course he did, he’s dumb as a brick and can’t pkay for shit.
by Uscjason March 30, 2019
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JasonSharma

JasonSharma is a a type of rare hindu breed that tends to be very homosexual and also is very nalak. Jason Sharma will never graduate basic High school and only spends time playing FORT with the other homosexual bois
WOW! JasonSharma is a nalak
by notosama343 April 23, 2019
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Jasond

A: Fuck I got kicked out
B: Did you get Jasond
A: Yeah
by Drekar August 25, 2019
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jason dickson

Jason is the best person you could ever meet .He is loving ,caring,loyal,and shy.He keeps his crushes on the low and is scared to admit it to his crush.But on the bright side he will do anything to impress his crush. Girl 1 :aww... I think JASON DICKSON likes me. Girl 2:how do you know? Girl1:he's all head over heels for me.
Girl 1: I think that Jason Dickson likes me

Girl 2: how do you know?

Girl 1:he's always head over heels for me.
by Anime_18 September 5, 2019
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Jasonjohnston

The guy you caught fuckin a gelding in the ass when you were in foster care.
Jasonjohnston is a horse fucker.
by MEDU$A666 June 18, 2019
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JASON

A fag who thinks he’s Canadian. Oh did I forget to mention that he has a small penis
by Bangkingd June 22, 2019
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