Jake Fucked

When you experience an unexpected death and/or lose money due to another person not being around. That person is usually Fat.

My dog died because Jake didn't feed him now I got to pay to cremate him. Wow, you really got Jake Fucked! What a Fat Bastard.

by Mister Shhh April 18, 2011

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jake pauler

a bunch of brainwashed 10 year olds that support a liar/snake

a jake pauler is a brainwashed 10 year old

by cccccccloutgangCLCLOUTGANG September 21, 2017

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Jake Paul

A youtuber who is a faggot

Omg jake paul is legit cancer

by iiiGetRekt November 10, 2017

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Know around the world as the slowest f*ckin piece of shit on four wheels. Period. Unfortunatly it will hold the not so promising GM 3.1 Liter of fun. You can hear a Jakes Cutlass far away by its raspy exhaust and its lopey cam at idle.

"When driving my Honda last night, i totally destroyed a Jakes Cutlass".

by He Said That? March 6, 2005

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Jake Pauler

Somebody so mentally disabled that we need to use the power of anime and god to send them to the shadow realm

He’s a jake pauler

by Billy ded January 9, 2019

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Jake Paul

An ex-Disney star who uses click bait for views and fakes his marriage to become relevant. Cheated on Alissa violet and took an L with Erika costell. Famous for his song "it's everyday bro" where him and his "friends" claim that England is their city whilst Tessa brooks tries to sing and dance but fails physically and emotionally as usual. Team 10 suck his ass so they don't lose there contract

"Hey did you hear sam cheated on his wife"
"Yeah he totally did a jake paul"

"He took a major L"

by Team10istrash October 7, 2017

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