Jacob

Short lanky British cracker

Charlie:"OMG Jacob is so thin will be be ok"
Dominick:"I know right the wind might just snap him in half

by _Emily_hater_123_ May 9, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is easily the hottest person in your school. He can make anyone smile with one stupid joke, and has the most perfect hair, wonderful personality, good music taste, and gives the best hugs ever. Just one look at him and your heart races. His beautiful brown eyes and warm smile makes him top any other stereotypical hot dude easily. Always the life of the party and has the best dick ever. So many people want him but if he loves you he'll make sure you know. If you have a Jacob, never. Ever. Let go. Jacob is the best thing to happen to anyone, and for some reason, his mom sucks like always.

Person: omg your dating Jacob?
Other person: yes, and I love him more than anything.

by Iove y0uu May 10, 2022

Jacob

A Sexy boy, you probably met him in middle school. you INSTANTLY fell in love with him
he probably has a nice dick to :)

Me: Hi darling~
Jacob: Shut up shorty
Me: (Blushes alot)

by Coco0Bugzzz May 12, 2022

Jacob

the biggest ass i have ever seen....

*smacks jacobs ass*

by Astric420 May 16, 2022

jacob

the kind of guy who loves his bestie, neha

your name is jacob? cringe

by pierogico May 17, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is a wonderful and charming person to be around. He makes your life feel as if there is nothing to worry about because he will always support and love you and even reassure you. And even has some cute dimples and a beautiful smile and even laugh, and even super good looking. Don't even get me started he has good abs and a sexy V-line. But Jacob is a really sweet and amazing person to be around.

Would you ever date Jacob?

by We_Luv_Thena May 19, 2022

Jacob

jacob is cute and he will be there for you at all times he pics up women fast then your dad left and is the most swaggy and truthful full man ever oh and he is a badass

Jacob: hey

Women: omg

by oggabooga man 37 May 24, 2022