Johnathan

Pussy whooped ass nigga the fights over other girls and flashes his gun bc he is a pussy and don’t want the smoke

Real nigga:” bruh Johnathan is a pussy bro he didn’t want fade”
Real nigga 2:” I swear I hate that nigga he hella whooped for that.”

Johnathan by You’re whooped October 1, 2019

Jonathon 

Jonathon another word retard

Tom: “2+2=5” Jeff: “are you a Jonathon it’s 4 “

Jonathon by Your local neighbor Fred October 14, 2019

Jonathon 

Basically another word for retard

Tom: “hey 2+2=5!”

Jeff: “are you a Jonathon it’s four you Jonathon”
Tom: “oh”

Jonathon by Your local neighbor Fred October 14, 2019

Jonathon 

He's a legend with a huge penis, his choise of water bottles is questionable but he's much better than Lewis at hitting a fat one tap. He's no stranger to pulling his friends mum's, HE IS JUST A LEGEND #shazza

Sandra: "Jonathon has a huge penis and is sick at cod"

Jonathon by Jonathon Big PP November 5, 2019

Jonathon 

he is a nice ass boy who is hot as fuck. he's cute and all the girls will like him. he will date only one of them when he does all the other girls will get mad.

ALL THE GIRLS: oh, Jonathon is sooo cute, i want to just crawl over him like crazy

Jonathon by Jonathons Hoes November 11, 2019

Johnathan Carlton 

A emo kid who has hair down to his feet and has a crush on elsa from frozen. He also likes big black dick in his ass

johnathan carlton is jerking to elsa from frozen again

Johnathan Carlton by Evan Roten December 6, 2019

jonathon 

Pronounced JON-uh-THON.

An extraordinarily lengthy period of absence from work. So much so that it requires regular dedicated training.

Can also refer to the training itself.

Person a: "Looks like he's doing a jonathon."

Person b: "Nah, he's only had 6 separate periods of absence this quarter. Looks like he's training for a half jonathon."

jonathon by Tommy2Jobs January 14, 2020