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Tit jizz

Dang that baby loves tit jizz.
#davelovestitjizz.
by Canada Rulz December 24, 2013
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Jizz Cone

The act of jizzing on an ice cream cone or ice cream treat and using it as syrup
Dude totally fed my chick a jizz cone last night
by Minnimus September 22, 2010
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jizz puff

- A puff of jizz.
- A tissue used to absorb jizz.
- Albino cousin to jiggly puff.
"Woa man, did you just see that jizz puff...eh...float by?"

"Check out this cleenex, I drew a cartoon on it, but don't touch the other side...I've been using it as a jizz puff."

"Was that a white jiggly puff?"
"Why no, friend, that was a JIZZ puff. They are very rare."
by vincelives September 17, 2008
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slappy jizz

During a threesome with two guys one girl, as your about to blow your load you pull out and blow it into your hand and slap the other guy in the face.
As your Eifel towering a girl your buddy pulls out and slappy jizzs you in the face, only to your wisdom there's jizz on your face. Ewww
by woody.1994 November 26, 2014
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Jizz Purse

A Vagina that is meant for the sole purpose of storing Jizz. Sometimes it's empty and doesn't have jizz. To open the purse you must pull and rub the zipper (clit),and then you can slide a penis into it. You must then cum into the vagina and now the jizz purse is full. Can be also just abbreviated as JP.
Damn that girl has a nasty jizz purse.

Dude stoping being a JP
by The Dirty T September 1, 2013
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jizz diaper

The towel a girl wraps around her to catch the cum drippings after a guy has shot his load in her.
John presented his lover with a jizz diaper after sex so she wouldn't leave a wet spot on the bed.
by missoldskool March 21, 2017
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Jizz Jazz

when a male creams his pants whilst thinking of a saxophone or clarinet or part of the previous 2.
Jizz Jazz happened to Andy when he thought of the new valves he'll be getting tomorrow.
by FTHET October 25, 2007
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