mud puddle

a big black person.

also known as a melted chocolate ice cream cone.

dude look at that fat black chick!

woaaah! she is a mud puddle!

by bammm!105 May 13, 2011

mud flap

fairly big ass cheeks

My girlfriend has some great mud flaps.

by King Shit January 17, 2003

mud shark

An insult used by insecure racist individuals to denigrate white women who date members of other, usually darker minority, racial groups.

Dude 1: "That girl is such a mud shark"

Dude 2: “She won't give you the time of day, huh?"

Dude 1: "Yeah, she really hurt my feelings when she rejected me"

by Samurai1833 September 20, 2012

making mud

The act of defecation.

If you're looking for Mike, he's in the bathroom making mud.

by hughmonger October 31, 2003

Magma Mud

The product that comes when person A gets anal really really rough by person B, so hard that person A may have gotten some minor cuts and/or tears of the anus/rectum. Then person B discreetly grabs a bottle of rubbing alcohol and douses person A's anal region, causing pain and anguish while purposefully trying to get the majority inside the rectum.

"dude i heard that chick ended up with some magma mud the other day"

"no way, that's sick"

by kavik_ November 21, 2009

mud tooth

noun

1. A tooth that is discolored in any way.

I wonder if her breath stinks because of that mud tooth.

by sean anonymous November 17, 2008

mud jack

v. The act of deficating in ones hand (or using feces from acquired from anywhere) and using the feces as lubrication to masturbate.

I mud jacked in the shower last night.

by smangz March 07, 2011