by Crack Rock September 10, 2009
the act of ejaculating in the auditory orifice(ear) of an unconcous person and letting it dry over night
by jizz o man January 29, 2009
The extra earring(s) women wear to let you know they aren't mormon. This is because mormons are only allowed to wear "one modest pair of earrings." If ever in doubt as to whether or not a girl is mormon, look for the extra earring(s).
I was totally hitting on Breanna the other day, but I saw she had an I'm not mormon earring.. I can only date mormons, so I ran away.
by sizzam February 03, 2008
The extra earring(s) women wear to let you know they aren't mormon. This is because mormons are only allowed to wear "one modest pair of earrings." If ever in doubt as to whether or not a girl is mormon, look for the extra earring(s).
I was totally hitting on that girl from the coffee shop the other day, but I saw she had an I'm not mormon earring.. I can only date mormons, so I ran away.
by Sizzam March 03, 2008
Drunken male party trick, in which the player imitates an elephant by pulling out his two trouser pockets - the ears - and exposes his penis - the trunk.
In between the vodkas and the vomiting, Charlie was sure the waitress would enjoy seeing his white-eared elephant.
by hunter June 15, 2006
"I went to cum on her face and I accidently gave her an Ivory Ear Plug and she couldn't hear out of that ear for like an hour"
by Jessie M October 12, 2006
"Hey! Turn on your ears and pay attention!"
by Zehn_Master January 27, 2010