Minecraft

The best game ever

Minecraft is Love, Minecraft is Life (This is a splash text from an april fools update)

by Smart People of Earth November 26, 2019

Minecraft

A block game that is overlooked because of a toxic child filled community

Hey bro, do you play Minecraft?

Nah, I hate it. It’s a kids game.

by saltyfishhy August 2, 2019

Minecraft player

a very respected person. Are good in everything, and are extremely attractive. Often make fun of fortnite players for being FUCKING virgins.

Omg steve is a Minecraft player, he's so attractive

by Sir_FLIPFLOP June 4, 2019

Minecrafter

A word that is related to the game Minecraft, meaning 3 different things, depending of the surrouding words
1.real Minecrafter: Someone who plays intelligently Minecraft, that profoundly understand it, and usually but not always, plays since at least the beggining of 2012. Know how it all works.
2.false Minecrafter:A cringeworthy kid that hang with his friend on shit servers, cry a lot, is immature, don't know nothing to how Minecraft was in the past. Can sometimes think that it's actually LEGO. Can sometimes think it's all about TNT-ing, posing blocks and do shitty minigames.
3.false Minecrafter's parents: Think that it's just an advanced LEGO Building simulator, designed only for little kids.

I'm a real Minecrafter. I hate when false Minecrafter's parents think I'm like a false Minecrafter.

by Tardigrade-senpai January 4, 2018

MINECRAFT

The best video game in the world

"Ayo my guy, let's play some Minecraft after NNN"
"Bruh, Minecraft is for kids"
"WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAYN NIGGA"

by saltypp September 8, 2020

Minecraft

A game that was wonderful and fully rejected by Isaac Newton

Isaac Newton: I want to play this "Minecraft'' thing.

Later
Mad Isaac: WHAT THE F**K THIS IS REJECTABLE, I CHOPPED A TREE AND IT'S NOT FALLING!

by anonymous November 23, 2021

minecraft-suit

the suits Lil Pump and Kanye West wore in “I Love It”

“JAMES LOOK! I GOT A NEW MINECRAFT-SUIT BRO!”

by sexington on twitter July 1, 2019