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Ernie: Hey John how about the two of us go grab a beer after work?
John: I'd love to Ernie but I need to get home before my wife does today. She texted me that she was going to do some more of her ingenious house editing.
Ernie: What is it this time John?
John: She wants to add a greenhouse onto the garage. I told her my car and tools would rust, but she won't listen, so I'm gonna go smash that damn AI toolset terminal of hers!
John: I'd love to Ernie but I need to get home before my wife does today. She texted me that she was going to do some more of her ingenious house editing.
Ernie: What is it this time John?
John: She wants to add a greenhouse onto the garage. I told her my car and tools would rust, but she won't listen, so I'm gonna go smash that damn AI toolset terminal of hers!
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The very worst of sheltered Guardian readers who exist in this world of Waterstones pop-history and whatever pseudo-rebel moment is popular like Extinction Rebellion
They use words like gammon and cockwomble and in general they're the most domesticated people you'll ever find. These are the same people who’s idea of “British culture” is just being a timid pussy who can’t deal with any amount of social conversation and drinking tea.
The very worst of sheltered Guardian readers who exist in this world of Waterstones pop-history and whatever pseudo-rebel moment is popular like Extinction Rebellion
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