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Canada's History

A sex act so depraved that Stephen Colbert can't describe it on the air. It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.
Fitting it all in there is the hardest part of performing Canada's History
by hisdudeguy February 4, 2010
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whig history

A biased interpretation of history justifying a particular point of view.
The defendant’s Whig history of what happened was a blatant attempt to justify their actions.
by Robert Mansour April 20, 2023
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Canada's History

Taking the most vile sexual act you've ever committed and using the term "Canada's History" to refer to it among close friends.
Remember when that girl aspirated on my shit when I pulled a, ahem, "Canada's History" on her, and left her in a ditch afterward?
by colbertfan91918 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A Sex act involving maple syrup, the Stanley Cup, antlers, and the entire cast of Little People Big World.

Also known as a Canadian History Lesson
"Steven's sister from Yale thought she had what it takes, until she sat down to receive an oral exam in Canada's History"
by MCRON February 4, 2010
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history wizard

A stupid Jew, who says stupid things on TikTok
Guy one: did you hear that the history wizards wife has a boyfriend
Guy two: just another history wizard classic⚡️⚡️
by Taintphister March 28, 2024
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History

History is what has happened and what is tends to happen again.

Also, history is a term used to describe a person's end of something, like employment or perhaps their life.
"History repeats itself "

"He/she/it is history!"
by TobyD. March 3, 2021
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history hates lovers

Timmy: "History will call them close friends but not lovers"

Alexandra: "yeah, history hates lovers"
by GooberCyn March 2, 2025
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