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Hello Jon

A quote from The Magnus Archives, often referred to as the Rickroll of TMA.
Jon: Statement of Hazel Rutter, regarding a house fire in her childhood home. Statement begins.

Elias: Hello Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself. I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen. Now, shall we turn the page and try again?
by Starmustdie November 25, 2025
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to greet some one
hello how are u
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Hello (insert handle here)

The first thing you see when you click your account picture
When I want to look at my definitions, the first menu that pops up from the catalog of random definitions is "Hello (Insert Handle Here)
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Hello Queeno

hello queeno how are *uwu*
hello queeno im am sick *uwu*
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Hello

Today you I saw
Through the glass
Of course my heart

Started to dance.

A wave I so wanted to do…
Jump and scream…
I love you
Yeah that too…❤️

If only you knew
This love I have for YOU!!!!
A poem I read today…
Hope is a thing with feathers…
Interesting
Timing I thought….

Struggles it has been…
No posts…
No three…
The other things I see…
But remember I do…
About the thing with feathers
Called Hope…

It will weather any storm…
And always be here…
When you have those fears!!!!
And with that my dear….
Hello I say…
Along with I love you more each day!!!!
by a dream and 💔 October 31, 2024
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a hello kitty boy. the worst. hello kitty boys are cheaters, and always mentally unstable. never date one. he’ll turn you into a hello kitty girl. he was use you for sexual purposes, while using others at the same time.
you’re dating a hello kitty boy? you better run away as fast as you can.
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Hello, how are you?
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