Sysa horse

Sysa horse is a legendary animal. The sysa is derived from the turkish word sisa (sesa) that means smelly serf. In the schythian-nomad empire the sesa was the lowest grade. In many civilization (fe: the Kazar empire, the seleucid empire) siesa means horse-milker or sexton. Sysa horse is a magic platypus who killed the last king of the bloddy grapemans.

"Blackfoot" Marcus Siesa was a schythian-hun-arabian-parthian cohort who fighterd in the Danube basin against the romanian army. When a legionray attacked him he ate the agressor, but it vas just an old legend of sysa horse

by Dr. loverdon March 4, 2009

Holy Horse

used in an extreme case of shock. Basicly you say this when your in a real fucked situation.

John: Hey Tony how are you?

Tony: John! My cat chester just got ran over by a fucking mime!

John: Holy Horse!

by A man wilting November 21, 2009

horse hockey

A variant spelling for 'polo'.

Them snobs are playing horse hockey again

by shonny September 8, 2007

Trojan Horse

The perfect drink for anything. Involves cheap whiskey, coke zero, and cherry syrup.

Person 1: While you're at the bar can you make me a drink?

Person 2: How about a Trojan Horse?

Person 1: That sounds fucking awesome!

by tj8 January 11, 2010

steel horse

An old name for a bicycle

...the steel horse fills a gap in modern life, it is an answer not only to its needs, but also to its aspirations...It's quite certainly here to stay.
Le Vélocipède Illustré, in 1869

by sunnydayz April 27, 2017

horny horse

A generally good chap with no standards when it comes to women who has taken a beating from the chez to many times to remain an aquaintance!

Horse you fucking muppet, come over here.

by Tom Elwell January 29, 2004

horse butt

A very muscular butt that is lacking in roundness. The person who has a horse butt is very physically fit, but their butt does not make you say "dat ass".

Chad: dude, Catalina is so fine!
Gavin: yeah, but she has a horse butt.

by manhole13 November 3, 2013