golden turd

A person who is not a good person, (Most of time BF or GF). They are malignant, will destroy you and your life. In the end being you are the insane person who needs help.

Glen: Yo remember her from high school ? She’s hot now....

Gabe- dude don’t mess with her, she’s a “golden turd”.

by Linearity August 23, 2020

Golden Strokes

1) The strokes right before you are about to cum

Bob was in his golden strokes right when his dog jumped on the bed.

by Infected Mist June 23, 2020

golden flapjack

A sex act involving urination and the pouring of syrup over one's chest. See also: golden shower

Last night, she gave me a golden flapjack!

by almasty September 2, 2020

golden pond

When a urinal gets clogged and won't flush and fills up with urin

Walked into the bathroom to take a piss and there was a golden pond happening so I used the sink

by milpoolSK March 18, 2017

golden ale

When you piss in a cup under the table, when you're too drunk to make it to the washroom.

Don't take that cup...I am in the mood for a Golden Ale

by Curbystylz March 19, 2017

golden taco

Pissing in a girls spread pussy hole.

Dude, I she was drunk I gave her the Golden Taco!

by MadHogHead April 15, 2017

goldener henry

When there's nothing to wipe after taking a good shit.

A: Ein goldener Henry würde mir jetzt sehr will viel Zeit sparen.

by Tursti September 8, 2017