Goblins

A horrible, tactless, lazy, and aggressive individual who constantly seeks to sabotage others for no reason. An uncooperative colleague.

Ms. Goblins called out today because she was sick apparently although, yesterday, she was consuming a giant, double decker sandwich, and was healthy as a goddamn horse!

by Hallaku January 28, 2016

Goblin

An affectionate term, often used to a girl who is attractive, yet short and a bit weird.

Megan? Oh, you mean Goblin.

Oh my god, did you see her dancing? Haha, such a little Goblin.

by Enwhytee December 25, 2016

Goblin

To get yourself totally wasted from the use of alcohol or similar substances.
Term coined after a drinking benchmark set up for a MCOC player.

"If I could goblin myself I wouldn't need a girlfriend!"

"I got Goblined last night ....THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID HAHAHAHA"

"Yeah I don't really understand what's going on with the new event. But I'm trying to get my Goblin on tonight".

by ratatatttttt January 28, 2017

goblin face

When someone is so ugly they look like a fantasy creature out of this world

Person 1: Hey, goblin face!
Person 2: Don't call me that, Im not that ugly.
Person 1: yeah right! Only a goblin mother could love that face.

by dfgjdfpgjdfo February 23, 2017

Goblinating

The art of a goblin looking man being so overly horny he terms into his true form.

Nick you're goblinating over Lexi.

by Michaelz123 May 12, 2017

Goblin

The nerd in class, the guy that loves history and geography. He has no friends but tries so hard he can to make some, he thinks annoyingness is the right way to go. He is raised like he is 3 years old and is only allowed to watch 1 hour of videos each day, only History! "Goblins" is often diagnosed with "Giantbabysyndrome", which means he behaves like a 2 years old even if he isn't that. His body is very dangerous, his elbows are sharp like knifes and his legs are taller than Empire state building. Watchout for him, if you see him, run or punch him. He is very weak, just watchout for his elbows and legs. Smelling his breath or his sweat will cause you to get cancer and you will emeditaly die.

Oh no, it is Goblin. Run!!!

by I'mnotGoblinIswear December 4, 2018

goblinjob

When you suck and fuck, whilst doing a squat like a goblin. It's basically the art of performing a blowjob whilst doing a goblet squat.

Wow, she sure did one hell of a goblinjob.

by Mr Migos December 15, 2018