Bust a Goat

Taking a shit that is so epic that you need to tell others about it in great detail. Usually the shit smells like a barn animal.

"Dude, I ate at Taco Bell last night and I hat to bust a goat this morning. I was in the bathroom for 20 minutes and had to actually cut the session short because it smelled hog just after feeding time!"

by Booker C May 8, 2008

snow the goalie

to pull out and blow your load all over the chick's crotchular region (aka "the crease")

No I don't have a condom, but I promise to pull out and snow the goalie instead of finishing up inside.

She pissed me off so I snowed the goalie and left.

My mom walked in while I was pounding it and I snowed my own goalie.

by mehoff15 November 2, 2009

Goatsex

Ironically, this is the act of giving a thoroughbred horse a rimjob.

I just had some wicked hot Goatsex with Seabiscuit.

by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

Sassy Goat

Someone who likes to be fucked by a male goat up the rim piece whilst the goat is wearing womens cloths and makeup

gonna get me a sassy goat chaps cya later

by Ricki Rickage March 26, 2008

Escape Goat

First used by the ignorant for the word "scapegoat" but it is now commonplace to use it tounge-in-cheek, just as the word "Internets" is used referencing Dubya's plural addition to the singular item.

Just because someone uses Escape Goat doesn't mean they believe it to be correct. Most of the time they are messing around.

"The dude is being used as an escape goat."

"That's scapegoat."

"Yeah, I know, but this is the Internets so stfu."

by ddoggphx July 19, 2007

goat c rub

To rub your gooch and ball sack , repeatedly with the "Goat C" HIGH Endurance stick.
- Goat c stick
- Goat c pad
- Travel Pack Goat c
- Goat c apparel
-available in oramas

lovstit my balls stink ... grab a Goat Rub !

Goat c rub ...?

by Scrundy January 17, 2008

hitler the goat

The savior of our world

Hitler the goat dies too soon we need another one

by HitlerTheGoat August 9, 2017