Greasy Phillip

when you friends dad comes out of the closet and ends up being an ass fucker after years of straight marraige

"ended up johns dad pulled a greasy phillip."

by Lil' Roger Jones June 23, 2008

greasy jay

a person who does not shower for about a week and their hair gets so greasy that it forms greasy jay hooks on their forehead

hey look at konecny kid over there, he is sure a greasy jay.

by mister alot March 22, 2010

Greasy Grafton

A nickname for the city of Grafton, Wisconsin because of it's overall shittyness. They call themselves the "heart of Ozaukee county", when everyone knows it is the septic tank of Ozaukee county. Called greasy because not only do they suck, but its inhabitants all smell bad and are greasy.

Guy 1-"Hey I live in Grafton"

Guy 2-"Greasy Grafton, haha"

Chant: "Greasy Grafton! Greasy Grafton! Greasy Grafton!"

by bulldog20101234 July 23, 2010

greasetrap

The vagina.

Alison and I were going to make pancakes but she said we didn't have any batter. I told her to check her greasetrap because I left some there for her last night.

by vitanuova May 27, 2004

Greasy Norman

The long, terribly disgusting trail left at the bottom of a toilet after a soft bowel movement. For a lack of better words, a greasy poop trail.

John left the most disgusting greasy norman in my downstairs bathroom.

by Ry Dawg June 17, 2006

latest and greatest

a term usually used in a derogatory manner to describe brand new things, and how sought after and fawned over they are by people who often already have perfectly good items said new thing would be replacing, usually in an attempt to stay hip or cool, be "first on the block," or keep up with the Joneses.

The Apple fanboys always gotta have the latest and greatest, faithfully in line for new iPads and iPhones, even if their current ones are only a few months old and the new ones aren't that much different.

Hayley, you already have 12 Prada bags, do you really need to chase down the latest and greatest?

Gotta love how these spoiled hipsters use their trust funds on the latest and greatest!

by Kuahmel June 21, 2013

greasy scrub

Boys who could have potential if they washed their long hair. A greasy scrub has a nice face which is hidden, wears skinny jeans with large hoodies, and attempts to skateboard. They are usually emo-wannabes, that look as if they have butter poured on the top of there heads, leading down to their faces.

Rachele: Ewww, Tyler's such a greasy scrub, just look at that hair.
Sophie:It's like he bathes in butter.

by dooophie. January 20, 2009