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Mountain gooning

Gooning on the top of a mountain, mostly with a group, and ending with a circle jerk
Hey Thomas! You wanna go mountain gooning later with me and John?
by Eieh June 28, 2025
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International Gooning Day

International Gooning Day is a holiday celebrated everyday on January 10th to commemorate the loss of Nautica Malone, as on that day on January 10th, 2025, he was caught gooning at a Bikini Beans Coffee Shop in Arizona. On this day, people goon to whatever they feel like in solidarity before a two-minute silence follows for the loss of Nautica. An acronym some might use is IGD.
When do you want to goon, it's International Gooning Day today!
by Sriracha kid 111 April 6, 2025
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AP Gooning

A secret class at the AP level available under the following requirements:

- Attaining a score of five on the following exams:

- AP Chemistry

- AP Calculus BC

- AP Physics

- AP Literature

- AP United States History

- Having a notable edge score (consistent for over 6 hours) confirmed with video evidence on the internet.

Coursework involves constant practice, learning terms and notable people within the gooning culture, and learning new forms and mental preparations.

No copies of prior exam are available online due to the confidential nature of the class. However, the majority of reports include a section of the exam that prompts examinees to "run the gauntlet", gooning through increasingly troubling material.

No known persons have passed the exam.
"Why am I scheduled for the 'AP Gooning' exam? I don't goon."

"Sure..."
by Glendonson June 10, 2025
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Flicker-Goon

When you flicker flicker-goon
"I can goon for 7 days"

"I can flicker-goon for 7 seconds"
by Flicker-Gooner24 May 26, 2024
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Twitter goon

People on Twitter who have a lot of followers but no actual real friends.

They're friends with other Twitter famous people.

They write loads of stuff on Twitter to make out that they're cool, edgy, and have an exciting life, when in reality, they've no friends and are dying for attention.
Twitter goon
that person is such a Twitter goon. they have hundreds of followers but no friends in real life
by ketamine1 March 6, 2015
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Femboy Goon Cage

A cage used to capture a Femboy and cover him with semen. It must be made with rubber, and it should have a large container full of semen at the top. It should also have a remote control to release the semen and cover the femboy in it.
Guy 1: i will put you in a Femboy Goon Cage.
Guy 2: Im not even a femboy!
Guy 1: I dont care.
by Shakespeare dihh August 8, 2025
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Hate-gooning

To continue consuming content you despise for the sole purpose of complaining and belittling it, typically to stimulate long dead joy centers in the brain.
Tim and his friends each spent 20 dollars a month so they could spend every Wednesday hate-gooning to Star Wars together, and sending threatening DMs to the actors.
by Jarjarbonks June 15, 2024
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