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Schrödinger's Fuckboy

His request for nudes is simultaneously serious and a joke until the box is opened and the requestee reacts.
Person 1: "You know, we fed that fat retarded guy LSD last night and sang greek-orthodox chants, circling him last night, his reactions were amazing, hahaha!" Person 2: "WTF, are you for real, did you just assume my gender?" Person 1: "No, I was just kidding. Pls send me nudes tho hahaha." Person 2: "What no, I'm not gonna send you nudes!?" Person 1: "Hey, I was just joking, I thought that was our vibe" Person2 to its friends: "Wow, Person 1 definitly is a Schrödinger's Fuckboy ...."
by mantadim April 30, 2023
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Fuckboy

(n) (unoffensive) an avid explorer of human female anatomy through pictures of those females who come into contact with them.
John is such an admirable fuckboy.
by Ketboi September 10, 2018
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Colt Navy Fuckboy

A cowboy looking mofo who is a total living fuckboy: A good example is Sam Collins
guy 1: Hey have you heard heard of Sam Collins?

guy2: Yeah he’s a total Colt Navy Fuckboy
by tofinorefraction April 13, 2024
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Fuckboy

Braden Dill is such a fuckboy, but he's our favorite fuckboy. He is absolutely fabulous.
by ijustsuckedyaniggasdick123 December 21, 2016
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fuckboy

Fuckboy behaviors involve using deception for sexual gain and ego, followed by disregard for the other person.

They claim/imply that they are interested in More Than just sex .

However, after the sex is completed, No or low-effort interactions are shown.

Primary Motivation: primarily(solely) interested in sex and personal gratification, and nothing more.
Deceptive Strategy: Create false expectations in the other person by Saying and/or implying they want more than physical intimacy, specifically to achieve the goal of having sex
True Intentions: Have sex with the other person, and then disengage relationally.
Post-Sex Behavior: Once the goal of sex is completed, behaviors shift and contradict previously stated claims.

Relational disengagement includes contact that shows reduced interest, emotional withdrawal, ghosting etc. It can happen even before parting ways.

Cause: may result from insecurity, attachment avoidance, emotional immaturity, asymmetrical personal gratification, narcissistic traits etc
He is such a fuckboy. I look disposable to him after we had sex.
by CityBuddha April 14, 2025
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Fuckboy

by Ashy_peace June 12, 2018
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Fuckboy

This is someone that goes under the alias of Ollie and spends all day and night chancing average pussy from over 100 miles away
by John_smith457 February 16, 2020
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