Park Avenue Pony Ride

Picture this: a discombobulated unicorn being humped beyond recognition, urinated on and then ripped apart starting at the throat.....by a 9lbs Boston Terrier in a pink tutu named Skittles 💕💕💕💕

Think it's all fun and games till ya wake up face down and ass up after a good ol fashion park avenue pony ride. Good luck getting THAT taste out ya mouf!!

by JfreaknD June 18, 2022

peasants without ponies

a band. an amazing band. their music is as yet undefined. but it truly is mind blowing.

i listened to some "peasants without ponies" last night. jeez it was good.

by peasantwithoutpony December 12, 2008

One Dick Pony

The one dick pony is a female that is still having sex with or has only had sex with, the person they lost their virginity too.

Bro, she has been with him, and only him, for 9 yrs, since she lost her virginity to him at 17 yrs old, that makes her 26 yr old one dick pony.

by DevientGenie May 27, 2016

Gat Pony

A pony shaped like a gat with two or more wheels that fires ammunition

Wow....look at that gat pony

by Gatponyluver January 31, 2010

Pony

Apex equine: more of a stud than a Stallion and able to take a dick better than any Mare

Damn that Tom rides like a pony

by DownUnder1979 October 4, 2022