Friend Zoned

When life shits all over you and you want to kill yourself

Pour one out to all the everyone who has been friend zoned.

by Ese Loco Ghost January 7, 2017

sister friend

A person who is always there for you. Similar to a best friend but more, someone you hope will be in your life forever, she will be in your wedding and you two know eachother like sisters would.
Not developed with time, a person you meet and just know they are your sister friend.

I miss my sister friend, but physical distance can't keep us apart.

by BabyK87 February 25, 2010

So-Called Friend

Some guy who thinks life is all about sex, getting fuckered on alcohol, weed, and having a lesbian girlfriend while still calling himself a Christian. This guy also claims to have dropped out of uni because he was on the wrong course, obviously he DROPPED out, why? Because he failed.
But yet still has the decency to call former friends a flop.
Fuck you dumbass, my life is better off without you.
I won't see you in hell, also I wont see you with any qualifications either. Ha!

Someone who you think is your friend but turns out not to be, can be classed as a Frenemy or Backstabber

Someone who is a hypocrite and talks shit about you when they themselves are the epitome of what is So-Called friend and failure.

Friend 1: I can't believe he said that. =O
Friend 2: Puh, So-Called friend indeed.

by Mari~ November 18, 2009

true friend

Sam. We will never forget you. You greeted everyone like they meant the world to you. Never once did i hear or see you be mean to someone. You are a hero from MMUHS that noone will ever forget.

11-21-2006
WE LOVE YOU
you were a ttrue friend to everyone

by us. to you November 22, 2006

filler friend

An acquaintance that you invite to important functions such as weddings and baby showers, but wouldn't normally hang out with otherwise. Like a carnation is a filler flower in a bouquet, the filler friend gives out the illusion that you have more friends than you actually do.

Since my fiance invited all of his hockey team to our wedding, I sent out an invitation to all of my filler friends so that I won't look like a loser with no friends at my wedding.

by Pixiegrrrrrl December 9, 2008

Yellow Friend

stereotype for japanese, .

i suggest you'll prefer sushi for lunch, my little yellow friend.

by red friend October 31, 2009

guy friend

A guy that you are "just friends with". More often than not they secretly like you. ;)

I have a friend who is a guy.
I think he secretly likes me.
I don't want him as a boyfriend.
Therefore he is my guy friend.

by smileyfish April 3, 2004