Edward Cullen

1. The hottest vampire ever

2.a great butt kicker

3.a great boyfriend

4. Part of an
amazing family

Bella: Edward Cullen is my boyfriend

Bella’s friend: I don’t like that

Bella: I don’t give a crap what you think

by Twilightgirl124 January 12, 2019

Edward Morgan

This guy is savage and knows all the latest memes, he can make a good joke and even some quotes. His friends call him the "Wise One" and he is dying slowly brain cell loss from listening to despapacito to much...

Tornelli: man that edward morgan guy is gay
Logn: he is ok...
Edward morgan: you are a furry and you must be terminated.

by Edward morgan January 23, 2019

Edwardsville High School

A watered down concentration camp and the water is actually tears from the students. You also need to use a quarter to use the elevator, what if youre disabled like Max? And what fucking student carries around change? Wo wohnst du? more like Wo fuck you!!

"Hey moxxie do you remeber Edwardsville High School?"
"Oh yeah you mean the 'Max' place?"

by Max the Grotesque October 26, 2020

edward

The male version of Lana Rhoades, This man will fuck all the dudes he sees. He emphasizes the idea that age is naught but a number

Oh shit, its an Edward, NECESSITOOOOOOO

by Joseph Okarot October 28, 2020

Eduardo

Simp

Damn have you heard from Eduardo?

No he been talking to this chick
Fucking simp

by Shaqtus December 10, 2020

the edger

Its is like the sexual position "The Wheelbarrow" Except with a one legged woman. The wheelbarrow is when the woman puts both hands on the ground and the man stands between her legs and holds her back legs in the air while penetrating.

The Edger is when a one legged woman puts both hands on the ground and the man only has to hold one leg in the air while penetrating her. Thus it looks more like a lawn edger than a wheelbarrow

I met a one legged stripper and we did The Edger! It was awesome having the free hand to spank her ass!

by Conky And Bubbles February 28, 2017

Sam Edwards

a male of African descent obsessed with trains, talking shit, dearron fox and black women

Man I hate this bloke, he's such a Sam Edwards

by trainlover80 March 29, 2017