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Mexican ear plug

the act of ejaculating in the auditory orifice(ear) of an unconcous person and letting it dry over night
yo that prick gave me an mexican ear plug and i can't hear from that ear no more.
by jizz o man January 29, 2009
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I'm not mormon earring

The extra earring(s) women wear to let you know they aren't mormon. This is because mormons are only allowed to wear "one modest pair of earrings." If ever in doubt as to whether or not a girl is mormon, look for the extra earring(s).
I was totally hitting on Breanna the other day, but I saw she had an I'm not mormon earring.. I can only date mormons, so I ran away.
by sizzam January 11, 2009
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I'm not mormon earring

The extra earring(s) women wear to let you know they aren't mormon. This is because mormons are only allowed to wear "one modest pair of earrings." If ever in doubt as to whether or not a girl is mormon, look for the extra earring(s).
I was totally hitting on that girl from the coffee shop the other day, but I saw she had an I'm not mormon earring.. I can only date mormons, so I ran away.
by Sizzam March 3, 2008
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white-eared elephant

Drunken male party trick, in which the player imitates an elephant by pulling out his two trouser pockets - the ears - and exposes his penis - the trunk.
In between the vodkas and the vomiting, Charlie was sure the waitress would enjoy seeing his white-eared elephant.
by hunter September 1, 2008
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Ivory Ear Plug

When a guy ejaculates in the ear of his partner causing a blockage in the opening of the ear.
"I went to cum on her face and I accidently gave her an Ivory Ear Plug and she couldn't hear out of that ear for like an hour"
by Jessie M October 12, 2006
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bloody christian ears

Blood exploding from your holy ears from people talking about disgusting body parts sexually
Stacy abuses my Bloody Christian Ears when she talks about her huge hairy goat balls
by DDRJ12 December 3, 2017
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Travis Scott's ear

Woah is that Travis scott's ear from fortnite?!?!?!?!?!?!
by Hench neck December 8, 2020
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