At bikini or wet tee shirt contest: Look at that v-drive on contestant seven. I think the number nine has the best v-drive.
by joepa February 17, 2004
Get the v-drive mug.Frank: "Hey buddy. Name's Frank. You a race car driver?"
Teddy: "Oh yes."
*Frank and Teddy commence with gay sex in stall four*
Teddy: "Oh yes."
*Frank and Teddy commence with gay sex in stall four*
by David Cline June 12, 2008
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A black woman who puts herself first. Divestors walk away from toxic behaviors in the black community.
Said toxicity can include: nonreciprocal struggle love for the sake of "black love", being activist warriors for a group of men who don't protect them, baby momma culture, etc. Divestors avoid toxic black people (particularly the men, who are black women's number one victimizers. "Unicorns" are so rare that vetting is not worth it).
A divestor is not male-identified or conventionally "woke" like many black women can be. She is not bound to any unwritten rules of "Blackistan". Divestors care deeply about black women as a demographic (especially in the context of black femicide + DV), but may avoid some individual black women due to their proximity to toxic black male worship.
Many divestors date interracially and leave the hood, but it's a myth that divestment's ethos is to date a white man. A divestor can be: happily single, childfree, w/ a Latino or Asian man, a co-parenting mom, middle class, minimalist, and even a lesbian.
Divestors have a growth, wellness, and self-preservation mindset. Healing/healed from traumas related to the black community. Young divestors tend to focus on their educational goals. Older divestors tend to focus more on their physical health and newfound freedom.
A divestor loves her blackness, but not the BS that comes with it. She is not a tribalist and knows "black power" is about black men.
She can be from anywhere in the diaspora.
Said toxicity can include: nonreciprocal struggle love for the sake of "black love", being activist warriors for a group of men who don't protect them, baby momma culture, etc. Divestors avoid toxic black people (particularly the men, who are black women's number one victimizers. "Unicorns" are so rare that vetting is not worth it).
A divestor is not male-identified or conventionally "woke" like many black women can be. She is not bound to any unwritten rules of "Blackistan". Divestors care deeply about black women as a demographic (especially in the context of black femicide + DV), but may avoid some individual black women due to their proximity to toxic black male worship.
Many divestors date interracially and leave the hood, but it's a myth that divestment's ethos is to date a white man. A divestor can be: happily single, childfree, w/ a Latino or Asian man, a co-parenting mom, middle class, minimalist, and even a lesbian.
Divestors have a growth, wellness, and self-preservation mindset. Healing/healed from traumas related to the black community. Young divestors tend to focus on their educational goals. Older divestors tend to focus more on their physical health and newfound freedom.
A divestor loves her blackness, but not the BS that comes with it. She is not a tribalist and knows "black power" is about black men.
She can be from anywhere in the diaspora.
Divestor's Sister: "You ackin' funny because you dating out. You think you better than us with all them degrees. You ain't on Instagram no mo', I don't know what you be doing. Octavius been trying to get with you for the longest. He ain't got no churren and he ain't in any run-ins with the law"
Divestor: "Is that the bare minimum? That doesn't make any person a 'good man'. I'm with someone treats me well, has an equivalent educational level, has real interests and hobbies outside of social media/rap/sneakers/weed/hustling, and doesn't have weird views on how our relationship dynamic should be just because I'm a black woman. My man cooks for me, admires my accomplishments rather than compete with me, and is doing very well at providing infrastructure for our future life. I stopped being on Instagram because you kept posting celebrities and dusty men with podcasts.
Divestor: "Is that the bare minimum? That doesn't make any person a 'good man'. I'm with someone treats me well, has an equivalent educational level, has real interests and hobbies outside of social media/rap/sneakers/weed/hustling, and doesn't have weird views on how our relationship dynamic should be just because I'm a black woman. My man cooks for me, admires my accomplishments rather than compete with me, and is doing very well at providing infrastructure for our future life. I stopped being on Instagram because you kept posting celebrities and dusty men with podcasts.
by TheTruthHurts08 June 9, 2022
Get the Divestor mug.The definition of Bus Driver traces it routes to Mexican folklore, where parents told their child if they did not behave, an angry short chubby gringo would steal (or molest) their souls. In modern times, this term has been relegated to a specific bus dispatcher. He is prone to unnecessary and disturbing conversations. Usually these involve a misunderstanding of his job, sticking it to the man, smoke-stacks, non-work related fluids (penetrating oil, or gallons of rum), and the boasting of extremely durable items that are not actually durable. The purpose of these conversations is to avoid work, or to one up another's story. This leads to a series of unsupportable fallacies. Examples are part-time diabetes, and laptops stronger than stone. Prolonged exposure to this individual may lead to turrets like blurting of random words and noises. In rare instances, this may escalate to feline AIDS.
"Fred walked over to Barney's desk to Bus Driver the project. In the end, Barney ended up doing Fred's work and showing HR where he was touched on a teddy bear."
by DeadPuffin November 14, 2013
Get the Bus Driver mug.Chase a can of corn down with a pile driver or two, and you and your butthole are gonna be in a fight.
by The Fuck You Soul Brother October 3, 2006
Get the Pile Driver mug.The art of pulling up into someones driveway that looks like noone is home and having one friend bang on the door under the pretense of asking for directions or some such for like five minutes to determine if anyone is home.When noone answers the friend and any passengers grab as much as they can from the porch or yard that looks appealing or valuable and gets back in the car.Then the driver hauls ass.
Dude we just got back from drivewaying out in the country, will you pawn these tools and pushmower for me? Oh, check out this yard gnome.
by The Water Gun Tweaker December 26, 2005
Get the Drivewaying mug.What a bus driver! I can't believe he threw me under the bus again for the second time this month! Is he trying to get me fired?
by Frank S. M. August 18, 2008
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